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World Cup 2018: Germany
FIFA Rank: 1st! That’s really good! World Cup Group: It doesn’t matter, (but Group F), because they’d storm any group like it was Poland in…
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World Cup 2018: Serbia
FIFA Rank: 35th. That’s…well, that’s a number inn’it? World Cup Group: Group E. Hey, How’d They Get Here?: They beat Georgia, (Hey, did you know it’s…
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World Cup 2018: Switzerland
FIFA Rank: 6th! That’s good! World Cup Group: The one with Brazil! (Group E) That’s bad! Hey, How’d They Get Here?: They finished second…
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Horatio’s “Why God, Why?” REVISED Big Stupid And No Doubt Wildly Inaccurate Mock Draft 2.0 *slash* Also Your Draft Night Thursday Open Thread
Hi There: You may recall that I did two of these last year, and, for some reason, another version this year that I posted…
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Horatio’s Extremely Questionable 2018 Mock Draft
(Never gonna get tired of that shot) You may recall my mock drafts from last year. I did two versions, with the second going…
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POINT/COUNTERPOINT: ELI MANNING’S BENCHING
POINT: ELI’S BENCHING IS A LOW POINT FOR THE BEST FOOTBALL FRANCHISE EVER By Paul From Staten Island I’ve been a fan of…
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Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!
Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys’ 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones. Unless you were…
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“This Is The Worst Thing To Happen To Dallas Since 1963”-A Post-Suspension Conversation With A Rational Cowboys Fan
Typical Cowboys Fan: “What the fucking fuck just happened!?” Rational Cowboys Fan: “Our star running back has just been suspended for the first six…
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YOUR 2017 DALLAS COWBOYS, PENDING INVESTIGATION
2016 was a fantastic year for Ol’ Double J’s squad of plucky heroes. After the 2015 4-12 debacle they added a new RB in…
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DFO At Work: Your Mock Draft Rounds 2-3 Results
I was going to try to put together a mock draft for Rounds 2-3 but then I realized that doing that would be A…