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Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!

Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys’ 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones. Unless you were…

Typical Cowboys Fan: “What the fucking fuck just happened!?” Rational Cowboys Fan: “Our star running back has just been suspended for the first six…

2016 was a fantastic year for Ol’ Double J’s squad of plucky heroes. After the 2015 4-12 debacle they added a new RB in…

I was going to try to put together a mock draft for Rounds 2-3 but then I realized that doing that would be A…

As you may recall about a month ago I put together a somewhat researched mock draft, doing the best I could with several hours…

Oh, hello. Thanks for stumbling into my basement. There’s beer in the fridge and feel free to use the pool table. No, not for…

The Chicago Bears this week announced that, after 8 years, they were forced to return Jay Cutler, quarterback and werecat, to the shelter where…

As you may have heard today the Dallas Cowboys are going to release Tony Romo. Doing so will save the Cowboys $14 million against…

My father-in-law is a big NASCAR fan. Which is weird since he’s in Southern California, (unless he’s been washed away over the last week;…

Detroit (-7.5) at Dallas Dallas takes on Detroit in the House That Jerry Built With A Big Assist From Public Funds That Could Undoubtedly…