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Bad Times At Dave’s
It was a Wednesday. Or maybe a Thursday. When you reach my age they all pretty much run together until the weekend, and then…
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Horatio Had A Long Week And Missed The Deadline So Here’s A Clip Show For Dallas
(Caption for picture above: “The Jets!? The fucking Jets!?”) When I wrote the season preview, which I have shamelessly cut-and-pasted into this post, Zeke…
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Holdout At The OK Corral: Your 2019 Dallas Cowboys Preview
As I write this Ezekiel Elliott continues his holdout, refusing to report to the Cowboys until he gets Todd Gurley money. Shit-talker and general…
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A Wrinkle In Time: Your 2019 Kansas City Chiefs A Day Late Because Horatio Screwed Up The Post Time
Whether it was setting offensive records, taking advantage of an all-you-can-eat special at Golden Corral or letting their significant others know who’s in charge,…
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Horatio’s Dumbass Mock Draft 2.0 & 2019 NFL Draft Open Thread
All good football blogs need a mock draft, and the really good ones need several. But this is DFO, and we’re as much about…
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Someday My Prince Will Come, And That Day Is Here
Scene: An office suite. As the camera pans back we see a large desk. Several TVs are situated in front of the desk in…
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Horatio’s Wildly Inaccurate 2019 Mock Draft
I started the initial draft of this post, in good faith mind you, sometime back in February, with the idea that I’d knock out…
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Don Mattingly To The Hall Of Fame: MY COLUMN!!!
I grew up in the failing brass mill town that is Waterbury, CT. I started watching baseball in 1976. The first game I ever…
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Welcome to The Meh: The 2018 Cowboys At The Bye
WHERE ARE THEY NOW? 3-4, tied for 2nd, (or 3rd, if you’re a glass half-empty sort), with the way too hungover Eagles. WHERE SHOULD…
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2018 Dallas Cowboys Preview: How I Learned To Give Up On The NFL And Take Back My Sundays.
As you may recall, I checked out on the NFL last year. The initial draft of this preview, (which I was going to pass…