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Horatio’s Wildly Inaccurate 2019 Mock Draft
I started the initial draft of this post, in good faith mind you, sometime back in February, with the idea that I’d knock out…
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Don Mattingly To The Hall Of Fame: MY COLUMN!!!
I grew up in the failing brass mill town that is Waterbury, CT. I started watching baseball in 1976. The first game I ever…
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Welcome to The Meh: The 2018 Cowboys At The Bye
WHERE ARE THEY NOW? 3-4, tied for 2nd, (or 3rd, if you’re a glass half-empty sort), with the way too hungover Eagles. WHERE SHOULD…
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2018 Dallas Cowboys Preview: How I Learned To Give Up On The NFL And Take Back My Sundays.
As you may recall, I checked out on the NFL last year. The initial draft of this preview, (which I was going to pass…
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World Cup 2018: Germany
FIFA Rank: 1st! That’s really good! World Cup Group: It doesn’t matter, (but Group F), because they’d storm any group like it was Poland in…
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World Cup 2018: Serbia
FIFA Rank: 35th. That’s…well, that’s a number inn’it? World Cup Group: Group E. Hey, How’d They Get Here?: They beat Georgia, (Hey, did you know it’s…
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World Cup 2018: Switzerland
FIFA Rank: 6th! That’s good! World Cup Group: The one with Brazil! (Group E) That’s bad! Hey, How’d They Get Here?: They finished second…
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Horatio’s “Why God, Why?” REVISED Big Stupid And No Doubt Wildly Inaccurate Mock Draft 2.0 *slash* Also Your Draft Night Thursday Open Thread
Hi There: You may recall that I did two of these last year, and, for some reason, another version this year that I posted…
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Horatio’s Extremely Questionable 2018 Mock Draft
(Never gonna get tired of that shot) You may recall my mock drafts from last year. I did two versions, with the second going…
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POINT/COUNTERPOINT: ELI MANNING’S BENCHING
POINT: ELI’S BENCHING IS A LOW POINT FOR THE BEST FOOTBALL FRANCHISE EVER By Paul From Staten Island I’ve been a fan of…