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Pour One Out For A Real One: RIP Diego Maradona
Diego Maradona, one of the greatest players of the game we know as Lesser Footy, that Americans call soccer, and that the rest of…
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Joe Burrow’s Knee At Home
Oww, fuck. Man, what did we do last night? Everything hurts. That is the last time I drink like that. What the hell? What…
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Stand For The Anthem, Lie Down For The Ventilator: Your 2020 Dallas Cowboys Preview
I intended to praise Jerry Jones for his work in this year’s draft, albeit work that he undoubtedly had a lot of help with…
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And To Celebrate, We’re Having Ribs: Your 2020 Reigning, Defending, Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs Preview
Last year I agreed to do the Chiefs preview, since apparently none of us here in the clubhouse root for the Chiefs, other than…
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Me ‘n Seamus
There are definitely people here who knew Seamus better than I did. People who knew him in real life for instance. One of my…
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Horatio’s DFO 2020 Will Never End Mock Draft 2.0 And Open Thread
Greetings, fellow shut-ins. We like to use the term ‘shut-ins’ around here to mock our propensity for staying indoors on our various devices while…
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Horatio’s ‘Let’s Try To Get 5 Out Of 32 This Year, Dumbass’ Mock Draft
This year’s NFL draft runs from April 23-25 and will be a somewhat more subdued ceremony than in recent years, in that teams will…
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The Mock Of The Red Draft
A plague had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, (except for pretty much all them that had come before),…
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Your ‘Horatio Just Woke Up And There’s No Post For Super Sunday And By God This Will Not Stand’ Open Thread
Scene: The DFO Clubhouse Time: 9:43 am. Horatio gets out of his car, a red Corvette if past stories are to be believed, (they…
