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Horatio’s DFO 2020 Will Never End Mock Draft 2.0 And Open Thread
Greetings, fellow shut-ins. We like to use the term ‘shut-ins’ around here to mock our propensity for staying indoors on our various devices while…
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Horatio’s ‘Let’s Try To Get 5 Out Of 32 This Year, Dumbass’ Mock Draft
This year’s NFL draft runs from April 23-25 and will be a somewhat more subdued ceremony than in recent years, in that teams will…
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The Mock Of The Red Draft
A plague had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, (except for pretty much all them that had come before),…
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Your ‘Horatio Just Woke Up And There’s No Post For Super Sunday And By God This Will Not Stand’ Open Thread
Scene: The DFO Clubhouse Time: 9:43 am. Horatio gets out of his car, a red Corvette if past stories are to be believed, (they…
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Bad Times At Dave’s
It was a Wednesday. Or maybe a Thursday. When you reach my age they all pretty much run together until the weekend, and then…
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Horatio Had A Long Week And Missed The Deadline So Here’s A Clip Show For Dallas
(Caption for picture above: “The Jets!? The fucking Jets!?”) When I wrote the season preview, which I have shamelessly cut-and-pasted into this post, Zeke…
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Holdout At The OK Corral: Your 2019 Dallas Cowboys Preview
As I write this Ezekiel Elliott continues his holdout, refusing to report to the Cowboys until he gets Todd Gurley money. Shit-talker and general…
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A Wrinkle In Time: Your 2019 Kansas City Chiefs A Day Late Because Horatio Screwed Up The Post Time
Whether it was setting offensive records, taking advantage of an all-you-can-eat special at Golden Corral or letting their significant others know who’s in charge,…
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Horatio’s Dumbass Mock Draft 2.0 & 2019 NFL Draft Open Thread
All good football blogs need a mock draft, and the really good ones need several. But this is DFO, and we’re as much about…
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Someday My Prince Will Come, And That Day Is Here
Scene: An office suite. As the camera pans back we see a large desk. Several TVs are situated in front of the desk in…