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DFO Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The Third
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic…
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The DFO Monday Morning Mock Draft, Chapter The Second
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic…
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The DFO Mock Draft, Chapter The First
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic…
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GET THE F*CK OUT! Your “Our Long National Nightmare” Is…Well, Not As Bad As It Has Been Open Thread
While our comments section can get highly political at times, we here at DFO generally try not to do political posts. We’re here for…
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Pour One Out For A Real One: RIP Diego Maradona
Diego Maradona, one of the greatest players of the game we know as Lesser Footy, that Americans call soccer, and that the rest of…
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Joe Burrow’s Knee At Home
Oww, fuck. Man, what did we do last night? Everything hurts. That is the last time I drink like that. What the hell? What…
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HA! Gotcha, fuckers! This isn’t some hihg-quality HRTN production this is Horatio, stamping my tiny feet and bitching about the 2020 Cowboys. And you…
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Stand For The Anthem, Lie Down For The Ventilator: Your 2020 Dallas Cowboys Preview
I intended to praise Jerry Jones for his work in this year’s draft, albeit work that he undoubtedly had a lot of help with…
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And To Celebrate, We’re Having Ribs: Your 2020 Reigning, Defending, Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs Preview
Last year I agreed to do the Chiefs preview, since apparently none of us here in the clubhouse root for the Chiefs, other than…
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Me ‘n Seamus
There are definitely people here who knew Seamus better than I did. People who knew him in real life for instance. One of my…