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Global Snaxx Edition 5 and I guess Saturday night open thread?!?
Good day to you all, hope you are safe, healthy and doing alright. The content monster was barking and it needed to be fed.…
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Hockey and Hooch Thursday night open thread
Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze? Have we* got a rushed,…
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YOU ARE NEXXT- Saturday Afternoon Open Thread.
Good afternoon! Next up is SeaTruthers v RAMMIT!! This would be a marquee matchup if Goff were healthy. I will get this out…
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Global Snaxx Edition 4.
Happy end of 2020 to you all, hope you are safe, healthy and doing alright. I am filling a gap here and giving the…
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Substitute Saturday Morning Open Thread.
Picture it. Seventy fifth minute, your star midfielder pulls up lame due to a hamstring. The surly manager looks down the bench, eyes the…
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New Year, new you! Let’s be positive EPL Preview and Open Thread
Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease…
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Craig David took her for a drink on Tuesday Open Thread
-pictured Ailsa Craig, Ayrshire, Scotland. Another night, and another substitute teacher. You may run amok as I intend to play movies all day…
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Road to Retirement – Sunday Evening thread.
Good evening from your hat, hope you are all safe, sound and are drunk again as Sunday hangovers are the worst. When our dear…
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25 Questions! SexiMexi edition!
Good day to you! Usually when drunk I fire many random Mexican queries to Balls. I always get a response even though I know…
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Efficiency! It’s the German Way
We have professional futbol this morning! We head to Germany where they are so efficient they ain’t care bout no virus. They’ve been through…
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