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JR Football Alert! Your Thursday Night Open Thread
By the by, this is your last NFL-less Thursday night until January the 8th. It may seem like a long time but it’ll probably…
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Slouching Towards Passaic: A Giants Preview (with bonus game thread that will illustrate many points!)
Before I get into the meat of the preview I would like to say that anything positive typed below should be offset by the…
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A Disappointing Thursday Night Open Thread
Disappointing? Why? Well, today was one of those days when one has their own list of things to do, plus some of the responsibilities…
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Karen Carpenter Visits Shannon Sharpe: An Open Thread
Looks like there’s nothing going on as far as a night thingy so here I am thrusting something out there. Shannon Sharpe, on the…
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Open The Floodgates! Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
It’s a bit disorienting going from 0 to 60 but that’s what’s going on this weekend and we start with three organized scuffles tonight.…
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Your NFL-Quality Football Fixture: An Open Thread
Look, at least they’re wearing pads and such so that we can pretend, right? It’s a scrimmage on steroids but we have to stretch…
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A Tool Meets His End-Your Thursday Night Open Thread
I’ll get to Hogan/Bollea in a bit but this here is a football blog and and there’s some obligatory-ness that must be attended to.…
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This Just In-Swedish Women Are Still Good-Looking! A Thursday Open Thread
Even though they lost. I do giggle at their tendency to adjust their ponytails automatically after celebrating a goal. I don’t have that much…
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Nunsploitation Thursday-Catch The Excitement!
Why yes, I’ve just begun 1975’s Images In a Convent! I’m beginning my (director) Joe D’Amato phase, as one does when going down these…
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Short and Sweet: Your Thursday Night Open Thread
I had to leave work early today because I legit thought I was going to fall asleep at my desk. This has been happening…
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