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Your First Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Browns/Bengals: Welp, I was wrong-Cincy did indeed look past the Jets to the Browns and now they’re here. Refrench my memory,…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
There’s almost too much going on, right? And like Dolly Parton’s eventual passing, the news is top-heavy. -The Ballad of OBJ. He was held out…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Well, that was an interesting weekend of games and this morning continued in that vein. A few things have already been discussed but I…
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Your Most Hallowed Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Turns out that searching for ‘Sexy NFL Owner Costume’ only results in a faded black and white pic of George Halas in a two…
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Your Next NFL Football Open Thread
Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a ‘sexy football costume’ that didn’t have the number 69 featured? To The…
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Your “Hold Your ‘Ween” NFL Football Open Thread
Put down your masks and put on your other ones. I’m dressing as a cynical mid-50’s dude! To The Games! Panthers/Falcons: Funny how playing…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Oh, we got ourselves a live one here don’t we? I was reading that these two squadoos have the best combined record of all…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Did you catch that amazing one-hander by Danny Dimes? Probably the 2nd-best ever by a Giant-the only one better was Jason Seahorn snagging a…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Wow, that upset was something else, huh? Who could have predicted the Giants doing that? Kidding! Cincy walking into Baltimore and hanging 41 on…
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Your Very Next Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Eagles/Raiders: Can Carr get to 340 yards and at least 2 TDs? That’s been the benchmark for him in Raiders wins.…
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