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Got No Gas: Your Jets At/After the Bye Post
Well, time for that time again. The part where we either laugh at dumbasses for being way too high on their team, scowl at…
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House of Pain: To Market, To Market
Goddamn, am I behind on these. Also I still have to buy the hot sauce for the banner tournament people, which will be featured…
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Well, Back Up the Hill We Go: Your New York Jets Preview
Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white,…
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Are These the Worst Uniforms Ever? (Or, DFO Mocks the MLB All-Star Game Unis)
Yes, I’m sure that by the time this posts it’ll be old news, but they dropped the uniforms for this year’s All-Star Game (originally…
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The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: Ukraine
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América Euro 2020 Concacaf Gold Cup Tokyo Olympic Games And…
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The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: Turkey
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América Euro 2020 CONCACAF Gold Cup Tokyo Olympic Games And…
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BattleBots Beat: Presenting Your 2020* Beaties!
The site’s working again, so let’s do this! Welcome one and all to the BattleBots Beaties! It’s a bit late, considering the season’s been…
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BattleBots Beat: The Sausalito Stallion
Well, the Beat returns! The Beaties’ll come eventually (can I finish Banner Madness first, we’re almost done after all), but as an added bonus…