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BattleBots Beat: “Well, I Woke Up to Get Me a Cold Pop…”
Yup, we’re starting out with a Sweet Brown reference. Welcome back to the BattleBots Beat! As far as BattleBots review columns go. I remain…
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Return of the BattleBots Beat: Your 2021* Preview!
*Sees it’s Wednesday the 5th* Shit, I should probably write this. Greetings lizard people one and all, it’s time for another season of everyone’s…
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Your Festivus Airing of Grievances/Open Thread
Well, another year has come and gone, and it’s time for another Festivus celebration.
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Your Boredom Alleviating Thursday Afternoon Thread
It’s better than drinking the wateriness of Senor Weaselo’s Scottish Breakfast tea that he got last December for Christmas. It’s decidedly meh. Which is…
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Your “Discount” Double Vax Wednesday Afternoon Impromptu Thread
The news: -An “immunized” (read by the world and The Shield: not vaccinated) Aaron Rodgers has covid. That means he is now OUT for…
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Got No Gas: Your Jets At/After the Bye Post
Well, time for that time again. The part where we either laugh at dumbasses for being way too high on their team, scowl at…
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House of Pain: To Market, To Market
Goddamn, am I behind on these. Also I still have to buy the hot sauce for the banner tournament people, which will be featured…
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Well, Back Up the Hill We Go: Your New York Jets Preview
Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white,…
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Are These the Worst Uniforms Ever? (Or, DFO Mocks the MLB All-Star Game Unis)
Yes, I’m sure that by the time this posts it’ll be old news, but they dropped the uniforms for this year’s All-Star Game (originally…