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BattleBots Beat: The Phil Rizzuto
Welcome back to the Beat! This week, I, how do I say this… like Phil Rizzuto’s famous “WW” calls, I wasn’t watching. I had…
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BattleBots Beat: Never Meet Your Heroes, Unless It’s BattleBots, In Which Case, Fight Them!
Listen, I didn’t have a clever title. Welcome back to the Beat! Where, like other sports in February, the bots and teams punching in…
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BattleBots Beat: Let It Rip!
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we had a pair of stuck bots come back from seemingly the brink, a pair of…
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BattleBots Beat: Unsticky Situations
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, HyperShock actually friggin’ worked in its first fight, P1 scored a big upset, and Copperhead outlasted…
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BattleBots Beat: Speed Kills
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Whiplash showed us the meaning of control, while MadCatter out-Yetied Yeti and Blip threw Rusty many…
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BattleBots Beat: Double-Double
Welcome back to the Beat! Last week, Minotaur had a fire. Tombstone had a fire. And Pain Train’s batteries had a fire. Well, I…
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Your “I Guess I Volunteered Myself” Thursday Evening Open Thread
2b.jpgServes me right for asking, now I get to do it. Here’s the news! -David Culley (Team Not Found) is fired after one season.…
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BattleBots Beat: “Well, I Woke Up to Get Me a Cold Pop…”
Yup, we’re starting out with a Sweet Brown reference. Welcome back to the BattleBots Beat! As far as BattleBots review columns go. I remain…
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Return of the BattleBots Beat: Your 2021* Preview!
*Sees it’s Wednesday the 5th* Shit, I should probably write this. Greetings lizard people one and all, it’s time for another season of everyone’s…