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Author: Senor Weaselo
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BattleBots Beat: Bubble Battles
Brought to you by Blake Bortles. Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we started asking questions about 1-2 bots. Among them, Tombstone.…
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BattleBots Beat: All the Horizonal Spinners, Please
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time we watched the equivalent of a mouse beating an elephant right after the saddest fight in BattleBots…
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BattleBots Beat: For Lack of a Good Joke
Yeah, I don’t have one. Writing a requiem movement does that… (it’s also part of why this is late because I was zapped.) Welcome…
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The D of S, Vol II: Epilogue
Senor Weaselo stands at the edge of the Purgatory’s peak, the edge of the Earthly Paradise. Yes, Glasgow Fog in hand. His duty complete,…
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BattleBots Beat: Cue Lazer Light Show!
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time, there was salt, and anger, and arguably the worst win of the season, by a bot that…
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The D of S, Vol. II: The Earthly Paradise
Night on top of the mountain of Purgatory. tWBS: So, what’s gonna happen? Senor: Beats me. After all, I’m not gonna be with you.…
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BattleBots Beat: Oh Great, More Salt
Welcome back to the Beat, now back at its regular time assuming I get this done in time! Eh, I should be fine. Anyway,…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo VII
tWBS: Why am I nervous? Senor: Because as I said, this is the lust terrace upcoming, and you posted compilations of sexy pictures on…
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BattleBots Beat: Oh Lawd She Chompin’
Welcome back to the Beat, and Happy New Year! We took a week break because we could, but that led to a fuck-ton of…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo VI
Place and time: Walking up into the sixth terrace of Purgatory, right after Mozart ditched them. tWBS: You know, I’ve been wondering. I’ve gone…