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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo IV
It’s the next morning on Purgatory. tWBS: Hey, wake up. Senor: Ugh, I slept like I was on a rock. (He checks his “pillow.”)…
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BattleBots Beat: When Titans Collide
Everyone still standing? Good. Welcome back to the Beat, the leading BattleBots wall o’text that gets written and formatted the day before because it’s…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo III
Senor: …Seamus? tWBS has a hand on his head and a hand on the ground to try and prevent himself from falling. Because falling…
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BattleBots Beat: Welcome to BubbleBots
Ladies, gentlemen, non-binary friends, lizard people… we made it. Welcome back to the Beat. I am once again your friendly Senor Weaselo here to…
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BattleBots Beat: 2020 Updates
Yes, we have fighting robots. There is much rejoicing. The 2020 season of BattleBots, delayed by *points to globe* all this shit is up…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Alle Porte del Purgatorio
Through the climb of Ante-Purgatory, about five minutes after the last volume ended TWBS: Hey, why’d you do that? We could have watched football…
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The D of S, Vol II: Ante-Purgatorio
Place: On the boat to the shores Purgatory TWBS: So, what are they all singing? (As per last installment.) Senor: In exitu Israel de…
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Your Jets at the Bye Rant
The minimum word count’s still broke, so let’s do this: Let’s put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out.…