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The D of S, Vol. II: Prologue
Previously, on The D of S: Balls: So, listen. I’ve got a thing and (looks at bare wrist) will you look at the time!…
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Rob Manfred Wishes He Were a National Disgrace
Nice to see those one-year punishments were so effective and black-balled the coaches involved, right? Ha. AJ Hinch (former Astros manager) to the Tigers.…
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Imaginary Coach Loses Imaginary Job
Or jobs, for that matter. Bill O’Brien is relieved of his duties for the Houston Football Team. Well, it’s only about 9 months too…
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Marble League Rolldown: Event 16, Closing Ceremonies, and Wrap-Up Thoughts
Welcome to the final Rolldown of Marble League 2020! At this point we know what’s at stake. So let’s get to it. Event 16:…
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Marble League Rolldown: Marble League Showdown
The rush continues! As mentioned in prior installments the marathon, the non-qualifying teams from the 2020 season compete in a B-league event called the…
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Oh Yeah, It’s Time for a Jets Preview (or, Quarantine in the Underworld)
Scene: The underworld! Hades, the god of the Greek underworld, and Persephone, his wife and the goddess of both the underworld and vegetation, are…
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Marble League Rolldown: Events 14 & 15
And then there were three. Yes, three events remain in Marble League 2020, and here we’re covering two of them. By math, only one…
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Marble League Rolldown: Events 12 & 13
Five events remain in the quest for marble sports glory. Will a former champion reclaim the throne in the Marble League, whether the O’rangers…
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Marble League Rolldown: Events 10 & 11
It’s a battle throughout the standings as we’ve crossed the midpoint. After this article, there will be 5 events left at Marble League 2020.…
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Marble League Rolldown: Events 8 & 9
We return to the Andromedome and to the Rolldown, as we get to the midpoint of the season’s biggest competition that won’t get stopped…