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BattleBots Beat: 2020 Updates
Yes, we have fighting robots. There is much rejoicing. The 2020 season of BattleBots, delayed by *points to globe* all this shit is up…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Alle Porte del Purgatorio
Through the climb of Ante-Purgatory, about five minutes after the last volume ended TWBS: Hey, why’d you do that? We could have watched football…
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The D of S, Vol II: Ante-Purgatorio
Place: On the boat to the shores Purgatory TWBS: So, what are they all singing? (As per last installment.) Senor: In exitu Israel de…
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Your Jets at the Bye Rant
The minimum word count’s still broke, so let’s do this: Let’s put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out.…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Prologue
Previously, on The D of S: Balls: So, listen. I’ve got a thing and (looks at bare wrist) will you look at the time!…
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Rob Manfred Wishes He Were a National Disgrace
Nice to see those one-year punishments were so effective and black-balled the coaches involved, right? Ha. AJ Hinch (former Astros manager) to the Tigers.…
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Imaginary Coach Loses Imaginary Job
Or jobs, for that matter. Bill O’Brien is relieved of his duties for the Houston Football Team. Well, it’s only about 9 months too…
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Marble League Rolldown: Event 16, Closing Ceremonies, and Wrap-Up Thoughts
Welcome to the final Rolldown of Marble League 2020! At this point we know what’s at stake. So let’s get to it. Event 16:…