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BattleBots Beat: We Are the World, We Are the Fighting Robots
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we had Tombstone and Bronco join Bite Force in the lofty realm of 4-0 robots. We…
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New York Jets 2018 Preview, or Your Idiocy Tries to Escape the Underworld
It’s that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think “Hey,…
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BattleBots Beat: 4-0 on the Floor
Welcome back to the Beat! This week, we have what Kenny Florian calls a “minefield of explosive robots.” There are THREE robots currently sitting…
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BattleBots Beat: This Time, It’s Personal.
Good morning, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time, Chomp got outchomped, Tombstone had a tough but not that tough fight against Whiplash, and…
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BattleBots Beat: Honest-to-Goodness Playoff Pictures?
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, the Desperado Flash Tournament rolled through and Lock-Jaw became the first robot to punch their ticket…
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Your “Where My Southpaws At?” Monday Evening Thread
(Banner image via Brawl in the Family.) Thaaaat’s right, today is August 13th, which is International Left-Handers Day! No, I’m not joking, there’s a…
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BattleBots Beat: Drawing the Queen of Diamonds
Sorry. Had to make it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=977oExzDh50 Welcome back to the Beat, and welcome back from the break! Everything’s all caught up now, Shark Week…
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The BattleBots Beat Midseason Roundtable! And Your Desperado Friday Evening Open Thread
Senor Weaselo: Welcome to the first ever BattleBots Beat midseason roundtable show! I am, as always, your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, and since we’ve…
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BRING BACK MATT! The DFO Interview: Matt Ufford
In honor of [Door Flies Open]’s third “anniversary” (the site was here before, but… you know), the writing staff… nearly forgot about it. In…
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Evenings with the BattleBots: A Collection of BattleBots Vignettes by the BattleBots Beat
Here is in Long Beach an arena where the custom exists among the competitors, several of whom are intellectual robots—oh yeah, they are not…