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Jets at the Bye: A Jets at the Bye Post
This was going to be another Senor in the Underworld post. It was going to be a sit-in on the poker night that Hades…
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A BattleBots Beat Halloween Special: Conquering the Reaper
Welcome to a very special BattleBots Beat vignette for Halloween. For your enjoyment, but hopefully not for your pleasure, because eww, we bring you…
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The BattleBots Beaties: Because Senor Couldn’t Come Up with a Better Name
Welcome to the second [DFO] BattleBots Awards! With the rebranding this season of the BattleBots Beat, we (I) decided that we needed something cleverer…
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BattleBots Beat: Who Will Survive in the BattleBox?
Hey everyone, and for the last time this year, welcome back to the Beat! Last time we covered the right side of the BattleBots…
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Your “Giant Nuts on the Table” Friday Evening Open Thread
Evening, lizard people. I’m hijacking the Friday evening open thread tonight because tonight’s gonna be a fun night of sports. Well, for me. Well,…
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BattleBots Beat: More BattleBots Bracket-Busting?
Hey everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last week, we saw Tombstone’s frame finally give up the chain, Bombshell doing what it seemed…
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Your “TWO Tiebreakers?!?” Monday Afternoon Open Thread
The baseball regular season is over and we have our ten teams playing in the postseason. And the American League is nice and cut…
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BattleBots Beat: From Fight Nights to Tournament Time
Hey there, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time, we had our hexadectet of hexadecimal destruction. Not to be confused with HexaDecimator. (That…
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BattleBots Beat: Last Chance Saloon
Welcome back to the Beat! For the couples of peoples who might have read this on other sites, welcome to our humble abode. Right…
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BattleBots Beat: Building Bracket Bona Fides
Welcome back to the Beat! For those new to the site or returning for the first time in a while (we survived the off-season!),…