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Your “TWO Tiebreakers?!?” Monday Afternoon Open Thread
The baseball regular season is over and we have our ten teams playing in the postseason. And the American League is nice and cut…
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BattleBots Beat: From Fight Nights to Tournament Time
Hey there, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time, we had our hexadectet of hexadecimal destruction. Not to be confused with HexaDecimator. (That…
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BattleBots Beat: Last Chance Saloon
Welcome back to the Beat! For the couples of peoples who might have read this on other sites, welcome to our humble abode. Right…
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BattleBots Beat: Building Bracket Bona Fides
Welcome back to the Beat! For those new to the site or returning for the first time in a while (we survived the off-season!),…
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BattleBots Beat: We Are the World, We Are the Fighting Robots
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we had Tombstone and Bronco join Bite Force in the lofty realm of 4-0 robots. We…
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New York Jets 2018 Preview, or Your Idiocy Tries to Escape the Underworld
It’s that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think “Hey,…
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BattleBots Beat: 4-0 on the Floor
Welcome back to the Beat! This week, we have what Kenny Florian calls a “minefield of explosive robots.” There are THREE robots currently sitting…
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BattleBots Beat: This Time, It’s Personal.
Good morning, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time, Chomp got outchomped, Tombstone had a tough but not that tough fight against Whiplash, and…
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BattleBots Beat: Honest-to-Goodness Playoff Pictures?
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, the Desperado Flash Tournament rolled through and Lock-Jaw became the first robot to punch their ticket…
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Your “Where My Southpaws At?” Monday Evening Thread
(Banner image via Brawl in the Family.) Thaaaat’s right, today is August 13th, which is International Left-Handers Day! No, I’m not joking, there’s a…