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Quick Picks in the Underworld
Even if it’s the day of The Big Game ©®™, that doesn’t mean we can’t have last-second picks, right? And it just so happens…
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A BattleBots Beat Special: What Got Cut
Surprised to see this feature back so soon? Yeah, I know, the season’s over, but not all of the fights made it to TV.…
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Your “Isn’t This the Part…” Final Friday Evening Thread of 2018
Another year, gone and done. Things happened, and now those things are part of the annals of history—no, I said annals, with two Ns,…
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And Now, Time for a Holiday Game
So I posted a mention about this earlier in the Friday afternoon thread, but as it is now officially the “Christmas season,” as opposed…
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Jets at the Bye: A Jets at the Bye Post
This was going to be another Senor in the Underworld post. It was going to be a sit-in on the poker night that Hades…
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A BattleBots Beat Halloween Special: Conquering the Reaper
Welcome to a very special BattleBots Beat vignette for Halloween. For your enjoyment, but hopefully not for your pleasure, because eww, we bring you…
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The BattleBots Beaties: Because Senor Couldn’t Come Up with a Better Name
Welcome to the second [DFO] BattleBots Awards! With the rebranding this season of the BattleBots Beat, we (I) decided that we needed something cleverer…
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BattleBots Beat: Who Will Survive in the BattleBox?
Hey everyone, and for the last time this year, welcome back to the Beat! Last time we covered the right side of the BattleBots…
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Your “Giant Nuts on the Table” Friday Evening Open Thread
Evening, lizard people. I’m hijacking the Friday evening open thread tonight because tonight’s gonna be a fun night of sports. Well, for me. Well,…
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BattleBots Beat: More BattleBots Bracket-Busting?
Hey everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last week, we saw Tombstone’s frame finally give up the chain, Bombshell doing what it seemed…