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Your “National Wiffle Ball Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
It’s me again. Have I turned into The Lists Bitch this week? You know I have, dear Commentists. Lists are fucking great, because they…
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Your “International Left-Handers Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Wait, huh? How did I get stuck with this? I’m too drunk for this. I have no insightful banter for you, so in lieu…
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CFL Beat: Week 9
Finally home from an incredible week of vacation out East once again, and upon sitting down to write this week’s CFL Beat… I just…
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CFL Beat: Week 8
My vacation continues out east! I am currently in Cape Breton with Lady Maestro and my in-laws, and let me tell you, folks –…
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CFL Beat: Week 7
I’m off on vacation tomorrow, so next week’s CFL Beat may prove to be a little bit shorter than some previous editions – not…
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CFL Beat: Week 6
Lots of news around the league this week! Including the best kind of news… the juicy gossip! Crime, money, drama and intrigue! All the…
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CFL Beat: Week 5
It’s week 2 of summer vacation, and I’m already stressed that I’m not doing enough with my time off. Goddamnit. You working stiffs, of…
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CFL Beat: Week 4
God, do I ever love this whole not working during the summertime deal. You really gotta try it. All you need to enjoy it…
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CFL Beat: Week 3
School’s out! We (Beerguyrob and myself, mostly) made it! Huzzah! Time to head up to the cottage and do nothing but drink 12 hours…
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CFL Beat: Week 2
Hi again everyone. School’s almost wrapped up in Ontario, and I luckily found time to sneak this into my busy schedule as I currently…