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CFL Beat: Week 13
We’re back to school, and with Labour Day now past us, we’re into the home stretch of the CFL season. The next two months…
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CFL Beat: Week 12
LaboUr Day is coming up this weekend – hope you all enjoy the day off. For CFL fans, this weekend is one of the…
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CFL Beat: Week 11
This is now officially the back half of the CFL season. While the old-timers claim that things don’t really start until Labour Day around…
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The Picture of Tom Brady: Your 2019 New England Patriots Season Preview
SPRING 2000 The office was filled with the faint odor of cortisone gel, and when the light spring wind stirred the dust that had…
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CFL Beat: Week 10
We’re almost halfway through the CFL regular season, and based on what I’ve seen thus far in 2019, I can’t think of a bigger…
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Your “National Wiffle Ball Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
It’s me again. Have I turned into The Lists Bitch this week? You know I have, dear Commentists. Lists are fucking great, because they…
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Your “International Left-Handers Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Wait, huh? How did I get stuck with this? I’m too drunk for this. I have no insightful banter for you, so in lieu…
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CFL Beat: Week 9
Finally home from an incredible week of vacation out East once again, and upon sitting down to write this week’s CFL Beat… I just…
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CFL Beat: Week 8
My vacation continues out east! I am currently in Cape Breton with Lady Maestro and my in-laws, and let me tell you, folks –…
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CFL Beat: Week 7
I’m off on vacation tomorrow, so next week’s CFL Beat may prove to be a little bit shorter than some previous editions – not…