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CFL Beat: Week 1
We’ve finally arrived at Week 1 of the regular season! Buckle up with a few Molsons and a bag of all-dressed chips and make…
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CFL Beat: West Division Preview
We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2019 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…
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CFL Beat: East Division Preview
Another year, another set of team previews! As per usual, this week features the four East Division teams, while next week features the five…
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CFL Beat: Your 2019 Season Overview
Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Incendiary Camels
Got a few more kids who dropped out on me on my high school team’s roster. Stuff’s getting real tough looking ahead for next…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Gun Shield
“The best defence is a good offence,” they say. Just as well. Numbers keep dropping for my high school team’s roster – too many…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Windkanone
If there’s one thing you know about me, folks, it’s that I love wind. It’s true. Starting on D in overtime shows confidence. When…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Krummlauf
I got upset with my high school quarterback the other day – kid can’t throw a damn corner route to save his life. It’s…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Schwerer Gustav
Seems like it’s getting harder and harder to fill out my roster for next fall’s high school football team. I wish I’d be able…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Project Habakkuk
Spring is here, which means that it’s time for me to whip my high-school team into shape for the upcoming football season. Never too…
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