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  • CFL Beat: Week 1

    CFL Beat: Week 1

    June 13, 2019

    We’ve finally arrived at Week 1 of the regular season! Buckle up with a few Molsons and a bag of all-dressed chips and make…

  • CFL Beat: West Division Preview

    CFL Beat: West Division Preview

    June 6, 2019

    We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2019 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…

  • CFL Beat: East Division Preview

    CFL Beat: East Division Preview

    May 30, 2019

    Another year, another set of team previews! As per usual, this week features the four East Division teams, while next week features the five…

  • CFL Beat: Your 2019 Season Overview

    CFL Beat: Your 2019 Season Overview

    May 23, 2019

    Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Incendiary Camels

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Incendiary Camels

    May 16, 2019

    Got a few more kids who dropped out on me on my high school team’s roster. Stuff’s getting real tough looking ahead for next…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Gun Shield

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Gun Shield

    May 9, 2019

    “The best defence is a good offence,” they say. Just as well. Numbers keep dropping for my high school team’s roster – too many…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Windkanone

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Windkanone

    May 2, 2019

    If there’s one thing you know about me, folks, it’s that I love wind. It’s true. Starting on D in overtime shows confidence. When…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Krummlauf

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Krummlauf

    April 25, 2019

    I got upset with my high school quarterback the other day – kid can’t throw a damn corner route to save his life. It’s…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Schwerer Gustav

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Schwerer Gustav

    April 18, 2019

    Seems like it’s getting harder and harder to fill out my roster for next fall’s high school football team. I wish I’d be able…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Project Habakkuk

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Project Habakkuk

    April 11, 2019

    Spring is here, which means that it’s time for me to whip my high-school team into shape for the upcoming football season. Never too…

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