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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Tauchpanzer
You know what disappoints me? Games that get played in domes. There’s not enough being done about trying to toughen people up – we…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Cultivator No. 6
Since I’m no longer coaching pro ball, I thought it’d be a good thing to go back to my roots and think about becoming…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Project Blue Peacock
You know what’s scary these days? The New England Patriots. Actually, scratch that. They’re always scary. You know what else is scary? Nukes. I…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Anti-Tank Dogs
Oh, man’s best friend. It’s been tough waiting for the phone to ring some days… you never know when that next head coaching gig…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Animal Bombs
People talk about coaches’ ability to control the locker room, and how it’s an important one. Some people say I never did that so…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Greek Fire
I was scrolling through the TV channels the other day, waiting for the phone to ring about my next head coaching gig, and I…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Great Panjandrum
Say what you will these days about unpredictability, but it’s hard to keep opponents on their toes more and more. It takes real innovation…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sticky Grenade
When it comes to offensive playcalling, I don’t like risk! That’s why when it’s windy outside, it’s always better to elect to kick. In…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The GyroJet
I’ve been trying to figure out how to balance history and future when it comes to revamping my offensive playbook; after a ton of…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sizaire-Berwick Wind Wagon
You notice how the Super Bowl is basically never held in cold weather these days? Either they put it in a dome, or else…
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