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  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Tauchpanzer

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Tauchpanzer

    April 4, 2019

    You know what disappoints me? Games that get played in domes. There’s not enough being done about trying to toughen people up – we…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Cultivator No. 6

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Cultivator No. 6

    March 28, 2019

    Since I’m no longer coaching pro ball, I thought it’d be a good thing to go back to my roots and think about becoming…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Project Blue Peacock

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Project Blue Peacock

    March 21, 2019

    You know what’s scary these days? The New England Patriots. Actually, scratch that. They’re always scary. You know what else is scary? Nukes. I…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Anti-Tank Dogs

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Anti-Tank Dogs

    March 14, 2019

    Oh, man’s best friend. It’s been tough waiting for the phone to ring some days… you never know when that next head coaching gig…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Animal Bombs

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Animal Bombs

    March 7, 2019

    People talk about coaches’ ability to control the locker room, and how it’s an important one. Some people say I never did that so…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Greek Fire

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Greek Fire

    February 28, 2019

    I was scrolling through the TV channels the other day, waiting for the phone to ring about my next head coaching gig, and I…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Great Panjandrum

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Great Panjandrum

    February 21, 2019

    Say what you will these days about unpredictability, but it’s hard to keep opponents on their toes more and more. It takes real innovation…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sticky Grenade

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sticky Grenade

    February 14, 2019

    When it comes to offensive playcalling, I don’t like risk! That’s why when it’s windy outside, it’s always better to elect to kick. In…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The GyroJet

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The GyroJet

    February 7, 2019

    I’ve been trying to figure out how to balance history and future when it comes to revamping my offensive playbook; after a ton of…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sizaire-Berwick Wind Wagon

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sizaire-Berwick Wind Wagon

    January 31, 2019

    You notice how the Super Bowl is basically never held in cold weather these days? Either they put it in a dome, or else…

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