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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Cochran Revolver
Morning, all. Been sitting here thinking about risk and reward a lot; the pundits are all saying that we need to figure out how…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Hiller Flying Platform
Morning, everyone! Apparently I’ve been fired by the Ravens. It came as a bit of a shock to me, not gonna lie; I was…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Tančík
Everyone’s talking about the quarterback revolution these days; it’s certainly a different landscape than what I was used to with Charlie Batch and Joey…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Davy Crockett
Hi everyone! I’m Marty Mornhinweg, offensive coordinator for the Baltimore Ravens. A lot of you probably know me best for my time with the…
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CFL Beat: Your 2018 Season Wrap-Up
Hard to believe we have another season in the books – this one really seemed to fly by for me! There’s going to be…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Grey Cup
We’re down to the final weekend of the 2018 CFL season! It’s been a treat to write about this crazy, strange league once again…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is! Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos! We’ll wins it again…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Finals
With only three games left to play in 2018, there’s not much left to say about the season. The winner of each of these…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Semifinals
The playoffs have officially arrived! With Edmonton, Toronto and Montreal now having wrapped up their seasons, we’re down to just six teams remaining in…
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CFL Beat: Week 21
In a shocking collapse, the Edmonton Eskimos have officially been eliminated from 2018 post-season contention thanks to the victory by Winnipeg over Calgary. As…