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Historical Badasses: Saparmurat Niyazov
Modern-day politics doesn’t feature many cults of personality anymore (though Lord knows that Supreme Leader Trump is trying his damnedest to make it happen…
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Historical Badasses: Naresuan the Great
Think of the craziest fight you’ve ever been in. Bare knuckles? Sure. Sticks? Probably as a kid, I guess. Baseball bats? If you’re unlucky.…
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Historical Badasses: Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck
I’ve done a lot of reading on the First World War as of late; one of the more recent discoveries from my Wikipedia rabbit-holes…
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Historical Badasses: Mariya Oktyabrskaya
We’re gonna talk about tanks this week. I don’t know about you, but for whatever reason, I had the weird thought the other day…
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Your “Wait, Ottawa has an NHL team?” Playoff Preview
“What’s that? Ah — Playoffs? Don’t talk about — playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game! Another game.”…
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Historical Badasses: Klondike Joe Boyle
As a Canadian, I spent a lot of time learning about the Gold Rush in middle school history class; as a sports fan, I…
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Historical Badasses: Diogenes of Sinope
It takes a very special kind of person to live their entire life without giving a single shit about anything at all – being…
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Historical Badasses: Harald Wartooth
A few weeks ago, I wrote a post about Peter Freuchen, Danish explorer, author, and political activist; this week, we’re featuring one of the…
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Historical Badasses: Juana Azurduy
South America is known for a number of things – the Amazon, Simon Bolivar, the Andes mountains, Machu Picchu, and more – but something…
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Mike Glennon to sign with Bears for AHAHAHAHAHA HOW MUCH MONEY?
Mike Glennon – who may or may not be an actual giraffe, is expected to sign a 3-year, $45 million deal with $19 million…