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Historical Badasses: Moondyne Joe
In Australia, everything can kill you. From the animals, to the plants, to the very ground itself, there’s danger aplenty on the entire continent.…
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Vince Young to sign with Saskatchewan Roughriders
Vince Young is back, baby! According to TSN correspondent Gary Lawless, after being out of football for six years, Young will be making his…
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Roundball Roundup From A Total Know-Nothing: The [DFO] Bracket Challenge
Howdy, folks. Once again, March Madness – arguably the best tournament in all of sports – is just around the corner. We still have…
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Have Your Say: Results From Our 2nd Annual Commentist Survey
Howdy, folks! After two weeks, we at last have enough data to start breaking down our readership once again! Thanks to all of you…
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Historical Badasses: Don Starkell
The glory days of adventuring ended long ago, unfortunately – all the unknown territory of the world has long since all been mapped and…
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Historical Badasses: Henry Knox
Canadians don’t get to talk about American military history enough. It’s a shame, too, because there’s a lot of it there – schoolchildren get…
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Have Your Say: The 2nd Annual DFO Commentist Survey
We’re back, folks! This is the 2nd annual Commentist survey – once again, we’re hoping to collect some info on all of you, our…
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Historical Badasses: Khutulun
Who’s the greatest wrestler in history? Hulk Hogan? Ric Flair? The Iron Sheik? You’d think that it’d be a difficult question to answer, what…
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