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Historical Badasses: Mariya Oktyabrskaya
We’re gonna talk about tanks this week. I don’t know about you, but for whatever reason, I had the weird thought the other day…
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Your “Wait, Ottawa has an NHL team?” Playoff Preview
“What’s that? Ah — Playoffs? Don’t talk about — playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game! Another game.”…
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Historical Badasses: Klondike Joe Boyle
As a Canadian, I spent a lot of time learning about the Gold Rush in middle school history class; as a sports fan, I…
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Historical Badasses: Diogenes of Sinope
It takes a very special kind of person to live their entire life without giving a single shit about anything at all – being…
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Historical Badasses: Harald Wartooth
A few weeks ago, I wrote a post about Peter Freuchen, Danish explorer, author, and political activist; this week, we’re featuring one of the…
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Historical Badasses: Juana Azurduy
South America is known for a number of things – the Amazon, Simon Bolivar, the Andes mountains, Machu Picchu, and more – but something…
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Mike Glennon to sign with Bears for AHAHAHAHAHA HOW MUCH MONEY?
Mike Glennon – who may or may not be an actual giraffe, is expected to sign a 3-year, $45 million deal with $19 million…
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Historical Badasses: Moondyne Joe
In Australia, everything can kill you. From the animals, to the plants, to the very ground itself, there’s danger aplenty on the entire continent.…
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Vince Young to sign with Saskatchewan Roughriders
Vince Young is back, baby! According to TSN correspondent Gary Lawless, after being out of football for six years, Young will be making his…
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Roundball Roundup From A Total Know-Nothing: The [DFO] Bracket Challenge
Howdy, folks. Once again, March Madness – arguably the best tournament in all of sports – is just around the corner. We still have…
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