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Have Your Say: Results From Our 2nd Annual Commentist Survey
Howdy, folks! After two weeks, we at last have enough data to start breaking down our readership once again! Thanks to all of you…
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Historical Badasses: Don Starkell
The glory days of adventuring ended long ago, unfortunately – all the unknown territory of the world has long since all been mapped and…
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Historical Badasses: Henry Knox
Canadians don’t get to talk about American military history enough. It’s a shame, too, because there’s a lot of it there – schoolchildren get…
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Have Your Say: The 2nd Annual DFO Commentist Survey
We’re back, folks! This is the 2nd annual Commentist survey – once again, we’re hoping to collect some info on all of you, our…
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Historical Badasses: Khutulun
Who’s the greatest wrestler in history? Hulk Hogan? Ric Flair? The Iron Sheik? You’d think that it’d be a difficult question to answer, what…
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Historical Badasses: Drukpa Kunley
When we think of religions based around sex, I think it’s safe to say that most of us probably gravitate immediately to the Branch…
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Historical Badasses: Thomas Fitzpatrick
We’ve all done some stupid shit when drinking; dancing, fights, arguments, hook-ups, whatever can be done, humanity has done it many, many times over.…
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Historical Badasses: Ching Shih
With Senor Weaselo publishing a piece very shortly on his adventures through China, this felt like an appropriate week to write about this topic.…
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