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Historical Badasses: Drukpa Kunley
When we think of religions based around sex, I think it’s safe to say that most of us probably gravitate immediately to the Branch…
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Historical Badasses: Thomas Fitzpatrick
We’ve all done some stupid shit when drinking; dancing, fights, arguments, hook-ups, whatever can be done, humanity has done it many, many times over.…
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Historical Badasses: Ching Shih
With Senor Weaselo publishing a piece very shortly on his adventures through China, this felt like an appropriate week to write about this topic.…
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Historical Badasses: Simo Häyhä
Historical Badasses is a brand-new weekly offseason feature here at [DFO]; with 75% of teams now out of the running for the Super Bowl,…
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CFL Beat: Season Wrap-Up
Well, it finally happened. Forty years in the making, back in the same old stomping grounds as the last one. Both games with incredibly…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Grey Cup
This week is a very special edition of the CFL Beat, as I give a Boots On The Ground report of being in attendance…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Finals
The playoffs press on – both games last weekend were absolute barn-burners, and even if you’re only just starting to pay attention now to…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Semifinals
The playoffs are upon us! With three weekends left in the CFL calendar year, just five games remain to sort out the Grey Cup.…
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CFL Beat: Week 20
Just one week remains in the 2016 CFL regular season! With a win against the Blue Bombers, Ottawa has now locked up the East…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
The New England Patriots head into their bye week with the best record in the NFL at 7-1. They are better than your favorite…