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This Week In Violence! Presents Water Jousting
Game of Thrones has been back for two weeks. I’ve been stoked as hell about it. Obviously the fantasy elements – the dragons, White…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Yağlı Güreş
Oil wrestling! We’ve probably all dreamed about witnessing this in a certain manner… at least perhaps in the manner suggested by B-comedies and gentlemen’s…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Sepak Bola Api
I’ve always liked soccer. I played from ages 4-11, and played on a pretty decent intramural team for a few years in college. I…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Shin-Kicking
I’ll never forget the chemistry prof I had for the one science class I was required to take in my freshman year of college.…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Kotta Pora
Pillow fights! The domain of children and unreasonably attractive sorority sisters in underwear, right? That’s what society has led us to believe up to…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Ki-o-rahi
New Zealand – two islands full of sheep, mountains, kiwi birds and fruits, hobbits, and especially rugby. The All-Blacks’ legendary Haka chant strikes fear…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Cheese-Rolling
The English are well known for their absurdist sense of humour. From Monty Python to Mr. Bean to even Parliament itself, the weird and…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Buzkashi
When you think about polo, what do you think about? Pretentious wankers in jodhpurs? Giant-sized croquet mallets? The most bland, reserved crowds ever? Overall,…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Calcio Storico
Ah, Italy. A country of romance, wine, food, art, history, and culture! Such a refined, sophisticated place to live. Why on earth would such…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Bo-Taoshi
To residents of the Western world, it seems almost standard for us to use the adjectives “weird” or “crazy” to describe most things coming…