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CFL Beat: Week 8
So after the Hall of Fame Game debacle earlier this week, I guess I was wrong – real football’s return was premature. At any…
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CFL Beat: Week 7
Real football is back at last! And by “real football”, I of course mean the fact that NFL training camps have returned after much…
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One Year On: An Interview With Christmas Ape
Hard to believe it’s been exactly 365 days since the mothership went down for good. Like so many of you on that fateful day…
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CFL Beat: Week 6
People are angry! Republicans! Democrats! Politicians in general! Anger is no stranger to the CFL either, with multiple teams’ fanbases currently experiencing the anguish…
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CFL Beat: Week 5
Sports are nowhere near as much of a shitshow as the Republican National Convention is this week. Thank you, Cleveland, for containing almost all…
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CFL Beat: Week 4
Thank you, scheduling dicks of the CFL, for spreading out games over four days this week instead of giving me the doubleheaders I so…
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CFL Beat: Week 3
I have tickets to the REDBLACKS home opener this Friday, and I have to say that I really, really miss live football. It’s gonna…
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CFL Beat: Week 2
It’s a strange week for football scheduling up here, as Friday marks Canada Day and the start of a long weekend; all games for…
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CFL Beat: Week 1
It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! Professional football! Yes, it’s not the NFL but I am rejoicing all the same that I finally…
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Your “Good God, It’s Too Hot For This Crap” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I am very drunk. Lady Maestro is away and it’s currently 90 degrees in town here, which is extremely unusual for this part of…