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CFL Beat: Week 2
It’s a strange week for football scheduling up here, as Friday marks Canada Day and the start of a long weekend; all games for…
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CFL Beat: Week 1
It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! Professional football! Yes, it’s not the NFL but I am rejoicing all the same that I finally…
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Your “Good God, It’s Too Hot For This Crap” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I am very drunk. Lady Maestro is away and it’s currently 90 degrees in town here, which is extremely unusual for this part of…
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CFL Beat: West Division Preview
The CFL pre-season continues on here until June 23rd; last week’s CFL Beat saw the East Division teams previewed here – this week is…
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CFL Beat: East Division Preview
The CFL pre-season continues on here until June 23rd; after last week’s intro to the league and the format of how everything runs, it’s…
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CFL Beat: Welcome to Canada!
Folks, football season draws near. While September still looms three months into the future, at the end of June, north of the 49th parallel,…
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Euro 2016 Preview – England
If there’s one thing that English football fans know, it’s disappointment. The 2014 World Cup was one of the worst outings ever for the…
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This Week In Violence! Presents SlamBall
Well, folks, after 15 weeks, it’s getting almost impossible to keep finding material that meets our necessary violence and obscurity requirements to write about.…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Pitz
I’m breaking one of my rules this week: this edition of This Week In Violence! explores a sport that is no longer practised anymore. I’d say…
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This Week In Violence! Presents The Eton Wall Game
My father went to private school. I did not. It’s a completely foreign environment to me, particularly now as a public school teacher. One…