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CFL Beat: Week 10
After a tough start to the season, my matchup-picking abilities seem to be stabilizing, at long last – one more week of 3-1 and…
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ALL HAIL BLEERGH: Your 2016 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [A full moon shines over the night sky at Gillette Stadium, as an eerie quiet settles over…
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CFL Beat: Week 9
So, a cool thing I learned this week: CFL officials will be working NFL preseason games for the first time ever as of Thursday,…
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CFL Beat: Week 8
So after the Hall of Fame Game debacle earlier this week, I guess I was wrong – real football’s return was premature. At any…
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CFL Beat: Week 7
Real football is back at last! And by “real football”, I of course mean the fact that NFL training camps have returned after much…
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One Year On: An Interview With Christmas Ape
Hard to believe it’s been exactly 365 days since the mothership went down for good. Like so many of you on that fateful day…
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CFL Beat: Week 6
People are angry! Republicans! Democrats! Politicians in general! Anger is no stranger to the CFL either, with multiple teams’ fanbases currently experiencing the anguish…
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CFL Beat: Week 5
Sports are nowhere near as much of a shitshow as the Republican National Convention is this week. Thank you, Cleveland, for containing almost all…
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CFL Beat: Week 4
Thank you, scheduling dicks of the CFL, for spreading out games over four days this week instead of giving me the doubleheaders I so…
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CFL Beat: Week 3
I have tickets to the REDBLACKS home opener this Friday, and I have to say that I really, really miss live football. It’s gonna…