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CFL Beat: Week 16
It’s Thanksgiving long weekend! Well, the proper Thanksgiving weekend, if you ask me. Not too cold, not too commercial, and football has arranged itself…
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CFL Beat: Week 15
With all the tragedy of the previous week, including the loss of both Jose Fernandez and Arnold Palmer on the same day, a third…
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Your “PAWWWWL, I THINK BAMA COULD BEAT THESE GUYS” Monday Night Open Thread
We got ourselves a presidential debate tonight! In teeny tiny little Hofstra University, a liberal arts college on Long Island, we have some of…
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CFL Beat: Week 14
With almost every team having now played 12 games in the season, we are now into the home stretch of the CFL season! Based…
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CFL Beat: Week 13
In case Week 1 of the NFL season hasn’t been exciting enough for you, (looking at you, readership segment that enjoys smoking meth then…
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CFL Beat: Week 12
It was a busy weekend of drinking for just about everyone last week; a beautiful Labour Day on the eastern part of the continent…
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CFL Beat: Week 11
With the closure of Week 10, we are officially halfway through the CFL regular season! If you haven’t been paying attention thus far, that’s…
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CFL Beat: Week 10
After a tough start to the season, my matchup-picking abilities seem to be stabilizing, at long last – one more week of 3-1 and…
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ALL HAIL BLEERGH: Your 2016 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [A full moon shines over the night sky at Gillette Stadium, as an eerie quiet settles over…
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CFL Beat: Week 9
So, a cool thing I learned this week: CFL officials will be working NFL preseason games for the first time ever as of Thursday,…