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Request Line – Get In Or Get Out, Make Up Your Mind
And make up your mind damned fast. Close the door. You’re letting the virus in. This is tWBS coming to you live from WDFO. …
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AFLW Beat – 2020 Round Six
OK. For the past few weeks I’ve featured a profile of a player. “Better Know The Girl” I’ve called it. And we’ll do that…
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Your “Jeebus It’s Friday The 13th Again?!?!?” Friday Evening Open Thread
See, this wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t for the stupid leap year thing. Criminy. I’ve got a lot to say. But I’m not…
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Wednesday Motivational – Sometimes It Takes A While But Getting There Is Worth It
I read a very good book yesterday. Advanced copy. I love knowing people who can steal things for me. I’m only just joking about…
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AFLW Beat – 2020 Round Five
Better Know The Girl Yeah, I’m being a bit of a homer this week. Our “guest” this week is none other than the Geelong…
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Your “tWBS Depresses You Again And Then Saves It By Posting Photos Of Partially Nekkid Wimminz” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m in a really bad mood. Fair warning for what you are about to read. Close your browser now if you don’t have the…
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Dave Is Alive!!!! He’s Alive!!!!
But there are some folks at the Walmart Automotive Jerkoff Center who might not be soon. So, as you all already know, Dave’s battery…
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AFLW Beat – 2020 Round Four
Better Know The Girl Gold Coast’s Tayla Thorn. She’s had an interesting journey. Used to be a Crow and walked away. She’s an interesting…
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Your “The Space-Time Continuum Is Annoying” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously, it really is. And I’m gonna tell you why. Well, it’s the last weekend of February already. Can you believe that? I can’t. …
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The King is Dead, Long Live the King
I’m losing a good friend this week. We’ve had a very close relationship for a while now. And it pains me greatly to have…