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Balls on… Miss Universe
Some of you may have heard about the latest controversy surrounding the Miss Universe pageant and pageants in general. To be fair, the whole…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Insults To Shout At G/O Media Types On The Street
“If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!” “It’s all your fault, dickhead!” “You cock…
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So It’s Come To This: The 2019 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
Reader: In order to comply with the bylaws of the Door Flies Open Act of 2015, we are duly sworn to publish annual season…
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Pre-NFL Draft DFO Draft – For Ole Times’ Sake
One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or…
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Fun with Polls! Bob’s Burgers edition
So, I’ve decided to institute a new series for the new year. Coming hot On the heels of the fabulously successful Miss BumBum pageant…
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Where we Discuss the Meaning of the Holiday.
Sometime in the middle of last week it was starting to look like I would be working Christmas Eve – I still did –…
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Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Line Items In Trump’s 2019 Budget
A deadly, destructive beam Being an international disgrace A good sized vessel to marinate your meat in Upper class twits Silly DC Russians Notoriously…
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Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow’s Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year’s nominees for the AVN…
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Welcome to the DFO Off-season!!
Another NFL year is in the books, but fear not, dear reader, for we have plenty of #content to keep you amused and occupied…