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Your So Happy It’s Thursday Before July 4th Holiday Open thread
Good evening, all! Your normal evening thread host, Beerguyrob, is off somewhere in British Columbia celebrating the end of the school year. That means…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Bits Of Conversation Overheard In A House With Several People Working From Home
“I made pies, cookies, brownies, all the usual high caloric shit plus I made a loaf of bread.” “…much less attractive than they were…
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Senor in the City, Episode 1: The Holiday Gauntlet
Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has had some stories and adventures…
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Your DOGGIE Westminster Show Open Thread
Nothing matters tonight other than watching cool doggies doing their thing and, hopefully, pooping on the carpet. All your details are here: https://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/ TV…
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Senor in the City, Episode 0: The Knicks Game Story
Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has some stories and adventures. This…
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Balls on…The College Football Playoff
We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don’t think everyone is happy. This is where I usually…
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Balls on… Miss Universe
Some of you may have heard about the latest controversy surrounding the Miss Universe pageant and pageants in general. To be fair, the whole…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Insults To Shout At G/O Media Types On The Street
“If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!” “It’s all your fault, dickhead!” “You cock…
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So It’s Come To This: The 2019 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
Reader: In order to comply with the bylaws of the Door Flies Open Act of 2015, we are duly sworn to publish annual season…
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Pre-NFL Draft DFO Draft – For Ole Times’ Sake
One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or…