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Fun with Polls! Bob’s Burgers edition
So, I’ve decided to institute a new series for the new year. Coming hot On the heels of the fabulously successful Miss BumBum pageant…
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Where we Discuss the Meaning of the Holiday.
Sometime in the middle of last week it was starting to look like I would be working Christmas Eve – I still did –…
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Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Line Items In Trump’s 2019 Budget
A deadly, destructive beam Being an international disgrace A good sized vessel to marinate your meat in Upper class twits Silly DC Russians Notoriously…
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Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow’s Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year’s nominees for the AVN…
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Welcome to the DFO Off-season!!
Another NFL year is in the books, but fear not, dear reader, for we have plenty of #content to keep you amused and occupied…
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NFL Assistant Coaches: Pictorial Omnibus, Part Seven
In our continuing series portraying the vagaries of life as an NFL assistant coach, I am honored to present our latest installation of photographs…
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2017 Quotables – Results Week One
Our own Blaxxy is busy traveling for work, so you get me as Judge and Judy for this week’s submittals. Without further ado, let’s…
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2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!
First up, good news. If you don’t know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is…
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1967 AFL Season Preview
In honor of Anniversary Week, the good folks of the [DFO] writing staff have looked through the years—nay, decades—of lost misplaced #content in search…