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2017 Quotables – Results Week One
Our own Blaxxy is busy traveling for work, so you get me as Judge and Judy for this week’s submittals. Without further ado, let’s…
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2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!
First up, good news. If you don’t know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is…
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1967 AFL Season Preview
In honor of Anniversary Week, the good folks of the [DFO] writing staff have looked through the years—nay, decades—of lost misplaced #content in search…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Science: Building the Better Burrito, Pt. 1
Hola Sunday Gravy heads! I truly hope everyone has been surviving the summer thus far. I had to break down and turn on the…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Throwback Sunday. Beef Stroganoff.
Greetings folks! Glad you could make it for another edition of Sunday Gravy. Today’s meal most definitely falls under the “gravy” heading perfectly. As…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Ideas for Superb Owl Lee: I Hope You Wore Your Chili Pants.
Welcome back folks! Have I got something special lined up for you today. The general idea was to get this recipe and a couple…
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Quotables Week 14 Submissions – The “tWBS breaks the internet” version
Seriously, if I don’t have a stroke or accidentally put norad on defcon1 before this is over, it will be a minor miracle. tWBS…
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Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition
As you are aware if you read last week’s Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Land of the Rising Suds
Hi kids! It’s your friendly neighborhood curate, Reverend Mayhem, subbing in for makeitsnow. He is currently…indisposed. So, let’s get right down to it. Today,…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles
Welcome to DFO’s preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team’s season itself. With that…