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Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow’s Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year’s nominees for the AVN…
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Welcome to the DFO Off-season!!
Another NFL year is in the books, but fear not, dear reader, for we have plenty of #content to keep you amused and occupied…
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NFL Assistant Coaches: Pictorial Omnibus, Part Seven
In our continuing series portraying the vagaries of life as an NFL assistant coach, I am honored to present our latest installation of photographs…
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2017 Quotables – Results Week One
Our own Blaxxy is busy traveling for work, so you get me as Judge and Judy for this week’s submittals. Without further ado, let’s…
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2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!
First up, good news. If you don’t know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is…
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1967 AFL Season Preview
In honor of Anniversary Week, the good folks of the [DFO] writing staff have looked through the years—nay, decades—of lost misplaced #content in search…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Science: Building the Better Burrito, Pt. 1
Hola Sunday Gravy heads! I truly hope everyone has been surviving the summer thus far. I had to break down and turn on the…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Throwback Sunday. Beef Stroganoff.
Greetings folks! Glad you could make it for another edition of Sunday Gravy. Today’s meal most definitely falls under the “gravy” heading perfectly. As…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Ideas for Superb Owl Lee: I Hope You Wore Your Chili Pants.
Welcome back folks! Have I got something special lined up for you today. The general idea was to get this recipe and a couple…
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Quotables Week 14 Submissions – The “tWBS breaks the internet” version
Seriously, if I don’t have a stroke or accidentally put norad on defcon1 before this is over, it will be a minor miracle. tWBS…