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Playoffs AND Bust
The 2015 NFL season is bad. I mean, top to bottom atrocious. Pretty much starting with the conclusion of the 2014 season where the…
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Things Dean Pees Does in the Booth During Ravens Games
Football is done in Baltimore for the 2015 season and purple camo wearing fans are circling M&T Bank stadium with pitchforks, torches, and lukewarm cans…
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Your Official Game Day Fan Apparel Hierarchy Thread
I enjoy being a fan. Basically, it boils down to an excuse to really get excited about something without having to apologize for yelling or simply,…
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Bitter Playaz Club
Drop a beat (above) Me and my homies, we ain’t feelin’ all the love We watchin’ all the games at the Bitter Playaz Club…
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DFOutstanding Commentists – 9/5/15 through 9/12/15
Even though we are blazing our own path here in the wild badlands of the Internet, there are some traditions that are worthy of…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Excerpts From Snooty Wine Tasting Notes
“…arbitrary and sanctimonius…” “…a long way down from the unrelenting quality of…” “…this two-year vet that’s just aching to blossom…” “…its transient, opaque identity…”…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session
“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…” “…more or less straight man…” “…smells like a Moroccan spice market…” “…lightly sniffling…