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A Selekshun Uff Phrases From Recent Posts Zat Vould Make Goot Werner Herzog Moofie Titles
My Pitiful Human Experience The Familial History of Schizophrenia Your Absent Stepfather Lost To Iceland This Wonder Site of Dreams and Wishes Roving Packs…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good David Foster Wallace Essay Titles
I Should Have Listened To My Mother And Gone Into Carpentry Toys, Sports Equipment, Assorted Trash, And Other Shit The Swept-Up Dregs of the…
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Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there’s no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose –…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Prince Lyrics
I wanted to write something about Prince’s recent death, and I also wanted to revive my “Selection Of…” posts. So why not do both,…
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Down the Rabbit Hole with BoS
Yeah Right’s air guitar post led to this. So, if you have anyone to blame, it’s him. When I was growing up in the…
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Back With More Of Your Phone Calls After This Time Out
The drive from Phoenix to Las Vegas isn’t too bad until you approach the state border (Home of the Pat Tillman Shot Dead By…
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Playoffs AND Bust
The 2015 NFL season is bad. I mean, top to bottom atrocious. Pretty much starting with the conclusion of the 2014 season where the…
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Things Dean Pees Does in the Booth During Ravens Games
Football is done in Baltimore for the 2015 season and purple camo wearing fans are circling M&T Bank stadium with pitchforks, torches, and lukewarm cans…
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Your Official Game Day Fan Apparel Hierarchy Thread
I enjoy being a fan. Basically, it boils down to an excuse to really get excited about something without having to apologize for yelling or simply,…
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Bitter Playaz Club
Drop a beat (above) Me and my homies, we ain’t feelin’ all the love We watchin’ all the games at the Bitter Playaz Club…