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Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition
As you are aware if you read last week’s Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Land of the Rising Suds
Hi kids! It’s your friendly neighborhood curate, Reverend Mayhem, subbing in for makeitsnow. He is currently…indisposed. So, let’s get right down to it. Today,…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles
Welcome to DFO’s preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team’s season itself. With that…
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BattleBots Olympic Special: The Top 20 BattleBots Fights of All Time, Part 2
Welcome back to another week of filler while BattleBots is on Olympic break. Last week we went over the 11th to 20th-best fights in BattleBots history…
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BattleBots Olympic Break: The 20 Greatest BattleBots Fights, Part 1
Hi everyone, Senor back from two weeks of playing musical theater for a two-week break before going back to play more musical theater. Which…
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Welcome, welcome. I’m so glad you could make it to our inaugural exhibition here in the Sill Bimmons Memorial Hall. If you and your…
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A Selekshun Uff Phrases From Recent Posts Zat Vould Make Goot Werner Herzog Moofie Titles
My Pitiful Human Experience The Familial History of Schizophrenia Your Absent Stepfather Lost To Iceland This Wonder Site of Dreams and Wishes Roving Packs…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good David Foster Wallace Essay Titles
I Should Have Listened To My Mother And Gone Into Carpentry Toys, Sports Equipment, Assorted Trash, And Other Shit The Swept-Up Dregs of the…
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Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there’s no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose –…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Prince Lyrics
I wanted to write something about Prince’s recent death, and I also wanted to revive my “Selection Of…” posts. So why not do both,…