This was a difficult one to write. Not because I wasn't prepared, though I wasn’t. Not because I didn’t watch the games, which I did. It was because this was my favourite time of year that isn't a weeklong vacation in the summer with no plans – US thanksgiving. A
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Deshaun of the Dead: Sunday Night Game Open Thread
So I've been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief (aka halfass) recap after this important message: WOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok. I'm good. I'm cool. So the Bills (WOOOO!) handed the Iggles a golden opportunity to pull even
2019 Green Bay Packers at the Bye
The Teacher’s Pet
https://twitter.com/PhilAPerry/status/1195428923175243776 Interior, Patriots training facility, Gillette Stadium - a luxury suite Bill Belichick: grumble grumble Okay, it's 15 minutes to 10:00. Time to start the meeting. grumble grumble Tom Brady: You know it, coach! I can't wait to learn something new today! Cody Kessler: Mr. Brady? Do you think me & Stidham could attend this
An Appreciation of Violence – 16 November 2019 Morning/JV NFL Open Thread
Yes, Thursday night was universal "shit on #ThePauls" night. It's being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett's helmet off FIRST. What followed demonstrated the unwise nature of "poking the bear" - but only Garrett and uber-coward Pouncey get the suspensions. Dopey-ass Mason had the
CrimeBeat!: Special #Hardtime in #Hardland Edition
When You Are More Interested In Who Is Going To Lose Thursday Night Open Thread
CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition
It's that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break, new fatherhood is a bitch). It's CrimeBeat! and you will listen to EVERY LAST WORD I SAY! ACCUSED: Corbyn Nyemah CHARGE: Attempted Home Invasion, Property Damage, Cuckoldry Who is
A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Insults To Shout At G/O Media Types On The Street
"If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!" “It’s all your fault, dickhead!” "You cock slapping shit-for-brains!" "Eli Manning!" "You fat American moron!" "With regards to nudity: no!" "I thought you were in Hell!” "I guess we’ll find out which one of us has got more luck in
Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Cleveland’s Not Yet N Sync: Ain’t No Lie, Browns At Bye
Remember when everyone thought the Browns would be good this year? That was adorable. They are 2-4 at their bye, and Baker Mayfield kinda sucks, and David Njoku broke something, and Nick Chubb still has a name that makes me giggle. Their coach is this random DUI mugshot: Still kinda laughing about Chubb. Anyway, the