This is Not my Beautiful House: Vikings at the Bye.

yeah right - November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

Before the start of the NFL season I had a few predictions for the upcoming Vikings season. "The Vikings are indeed loaded at almost every level but the offensive line is problematic as fuck. In addition the Vikings have a much more challenging schedule this year. I have no idea how

Donks at the 2018 Bye – Regrets, We’ve Had a Few

King Hippo - November 8, 2018November 8, 2018

Alas, the Swag Wagon is empty, after a certain somebody stumbled crunk out of Von Miller's Halloween party and into a total stranger's abode. Now, we sit idle at 3-6, losers of 6 of our last 7. That one win? The memorable slaughter of Birdcano on TNF. So...yeah. Hardly a

Elite vs Delete…Ravens at the Bye

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 7, 2018November 7, 2018

Hey, remember three weeks ago when the Ravens were 4-2 and leading the division? Yeah, they don't remember either. No one does. There's a reason for that. Not only have the Ravens gone on a 3 game losing streak since then, but they also have the worst record in division games in the

Nobody’s Chargers 2018 (Late) Bye Week Update – The End of an Era

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - November 6, 2018November 5, 2018

INTERIOR – ST. CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A massive group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people fill the pews of the church. The room is so packed with bodies that there is a constant murmur that drowns out the few notes of the organ just audible above the buzz. DEAN

Is it Really a ‘Bye’ if You Haven’t Shown Up All Season? : Your 2018 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - November 5, 2018November 5, 2018

The Arizona Cardinals. Look it, I hate this fucking franchise. Period. Full stop. Arizona is loaded with bad sports teams but the Cardinals are the only team I actively despise. The Suns suck and have a trash owner but who can get invested in this lopsided of an NBA? The Coyotes also

The Anti-Christ Regresses to the Mean (AKA Bengals At The Bye)

Bye Week Updates

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 1, 2018November 1, 2018

If you can seriously look me in the eye and tell me that Andy Dalton might not be the anti-Christ, then I've got a bridge to sell you. Three weeks ago it appeared that the Cincinnati Bengals were the class of the AFC North this year. Which at the time wasn't

What have they done for me lately? – Alleged Super Bowl LII Champions at the Batterye

Bye Week Updates

Gratliff - October 30, 2018October 29, 2018

There may be no more clearer evidence of the team’s regression than the task of writing this falling to me. Folks, our beloved Iggles are pedestrian as fuck. Hangover isn’t the word for it. It’s not like they’ve just collapsed. They’re on the “I just got the promotion I was

“This Beer Tastes Like Ass!” – The Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob - October 26, 2018October 26, 2018

Hi again. I'm Beerguyrob, Way back in the recent past - September 3rd, to be precise - the truthiest of truth bombs was dropped on this-here site: The Atlanta Falcons are made up of mostly cheap beer. If you don't believe me, just look at their record so far: three wins -

Green Bay Packers at the Bye: A 2018 Green Bay Packer Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - October 26, 2018October 26, 2018

The NFC North's Green Bay Packers were on bye last Sunday. You probably didn't notice because Baltimore and Dallas managed to otherwise consume your kicker-meltdown attention during Week 7. But nonetheless, the Packers did take the bye seriously and prepare to return to action this Sunday at the RAMMITs of

Your “Wait, the Saints are 5-1? When the hell did this happen?” New Orleans Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 17, 2018October 17, 2018

I have a neighbor who is a Saints fan. I've hardly spoken to him at all, but for some reason whenever a game is on he is standing in front of my building chain smoking. The last time I saw him was coming home from work on Monday night 2

“Shathawks… Nope,…Shethawks… No, That’s Not Right… Hold On, I’ve Got It…” Seattle At The Bye

Beerguyrob - October 17, 2018October 15, 2018

As Beastmode Ate My Baby is off on another top-secret government mission, it falls to me, another Seahawks season ticket holder and the writer of the Seahawks 2018 season preview this year, to provide an update on the team everybody used to hate. At their bye, the Seahawks are 3-3 - not

It’s Stuck, So Time to Force It: 2018 Detroit Lions Bye Weekapalooza

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 10, 2018October 10, 2018

It's a burden, being right all the time. I know, I know- I hear you virtually saying "But Mayhem, how could being right all the time be anything but wonderful? You win all the arguments, you hit the stock market like it was Tyreek Hill's baby momma,* and women fall over each