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Let’s Win ‘Em All By 2! Seahawks 2019 Bye Week Update
This year, as every year, began with the stilted bleatings of “experts” and “pundits” and their ilk trumpeting doomsday calls for the woeful and…
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Eagles At The Bye: “The Gang Sticks To Sports”
Good day, loyal DFOers! Litre_Cola, Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy here with the Eagles at the bye post. We all know what happened to Deadspin and…
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If A QB Meet A QB: Jaguars At The Bye
Believe it or not, it was only 10 weeks ago that we all came together to preview the Jaguars’ 2019 season. Were we ever…
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Donks at the 2019 Bye – Mobbed Up and Loving It!
When your team is kinda (ok, close to very) shitty, it’s always nice to get a home win right before the bye. You don’t…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
[Slow fade in to EXT. – a shabby rowhouse in South Boston.] [Cut to INT. of the shabby rowhouse. Beer cans litter the ground,…
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The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye
As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a…
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“When ‘All Y’all’ Are Better” – The 2019 Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye
Hi everyone, (checks nfl.com to see if Dan Quinn has been fired yet.) It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, with a mid-season looksee into the…
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Horatio Had A Long Week And Missed The Deadline So Here’s A Clip Show For Dallas
(Caption for picture above: “The Jets!? The fucking Jets!?”) When I wrote the season preview, which I have shamelessly cut-and-pasted into this post, Zeke…
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Ravens Bye Week
So we enter into the 8th week of the NFL season and the Ravens are…I’m not too sure of what we are. Lamar Jackson’s…
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Cleveland’s Not Yet N Sync: Ain’t No Lie, Browns At Bye
Remember when everyone thought the Browns would be good this year? That was adorable. They are 2-4 at their bye, and Baker Mayfield kinda…