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Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019
Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT…
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Jameis and the Giant Zilch: The 2019 Buccaneers at the Buccabye
So every team gets a bi bye, and the players rejoice (like they didn’t joice enough the first time). This week, the Tampa Bay…
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Your “I’m Not Wrong….Yet” Carolina Panthers Bye Week
I’m perfectly willing to admit it when I’m wrong. I’m wrong a lot. But so far, I don’t have to. Back in the pre-season…
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Wangs of New York: Your 2019 Buffalo Bills Bye Week Bonanza
[Interior. Press Room at the Meadowlands. JOSH ALLEN is at the podium, answering questions after beating the New York “Football” “Giants”.] ANONYMOUS PR FLACK:…
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That’s…My Raiders? Our 2019 Oakland Raiders at the Bye
As I mentioned in the Raiders’ season preview, I made a pact with myself to not watch football this year. I’ve actually held to…
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Screw It, I’m Quittin – The 2019 Indianapolis Colts On Bye
In retrospect, it may not have been wise to make the 2019 Indianapolis Colts Preview post all about Andrew Luck. Just before the season…
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2019 Chicago Bears at the Bye
As I write this, the Bears have just finished choking away a game in London, like Theresa May but with none of the charm.…
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Go Home, Fate, You’re Drunk: 2019 Detroit Lions at the Bye
[INTERIOR, STAGE WITH CLOSED CURTAIN. From offstage, muffled and slurred shouts are heard, mostly inaudible but include variations on “Not goin’ outthere!” and “You…
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The Miami Dolphins at the Bye
Hello everyone! Welcome to the Dolphins at the bye—also known as the one week where Miami can’t lose on the field. I’m your host,…
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Huh…..: Your San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!??!?!? YES!!!! Friends, I have preached before at interminable length about how we live in The New Time of Wonders. Now BLEERGH!,…