Week One is in books! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

trollsoharduniversity - September 13, 2017September 13, 2017

I had a whole diatribe written before the mailbag but then my computer turned off and I lost most of it. Anyway, how did Week 1 go for you? Did you get enough flag-humping pseudo patriotism to last you until Thursday? Did you cry with rage when the Patriots raised

2017 Quotables – Week 1 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 12, 2017September 12, 2017

Lotta football action this weekend. Some results were expected (Browns lost), some were surprises (Alex Smith airing it out), and some were shocking but not at all surprising (Bears unable to convert from 1st and Goal to win). As a result, power rankings have been revised and your Week 2

2017 Quotables – Preseason (Results)

blaxabbath - September 8, 2017September 8, 2017

It may be opening weekend but the hate around this place is in midseason form. Seriously, I'm not used to grimacing this hard until Week 6. Oh well, #globalwarming, right? No matter. We'll see you Tuesday for some full-speed Week 1 Quotables action.

The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

trollsoharduniversity - September 6, 2017September 6, 2017

When cases are decided by a panel of judges (e.g. the Supreme Court), judges can write "concurring opinions" where they agree with the ultimate result (or dissent) but disagree with the reasoning. Commissioner Goodell is either a moron or a troll genius. He bungled the Ezekiel Elliot situation so badly

2017 Quotables – Preseason (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 5, 2017September 5, 2017

Welcome to another season of Quotables. For those of you who are new to the site, it's really simple -- just try to be funnier than everyone else and then your caption wins the high praise of being recognized in the results post. For example: See? Easy. So, without further ado, see you

I Want Carruth! You Can’t Handle Carruth! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

trollsoharduniversity - August 30, 2017September 5, 2017

ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page). The premise of this column is that I am a lawyer who excels at playing fantasy football. Please write to me to ask me your most insane

YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

trollsoharduniversity - August 16, 2017August 19, 2017

Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our Ululating Sack Of Wet FartsDear Leader and the legal ramifications of his relentless drive to make this world an even more terrible place than it already

We aren’t in Le-High anymore.

litre_cola - August 10, 2017August 10, 2017

Current DFO Clubhouse before the Puerto Rican money rolls in. The Commentists are all sitting around drinking their favoUrite libations and imbibing their narcotic of choice when suddenly there is a knock on the door. Through the marijuana haze MTWV peers through the window and falls back asleep. LITRE COLA :I guess

Executing Jameis: Your DFO Legal and Fantasy Football Mailbag

trollsoharduniversity - August 8, 2017August 8, 2017

ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page). Greetings Dick Joke Enthusiasts. It's your old pal TrollSoHardUniversity. As some of you know, I'm licensed attorney and a fantasy football mastermind. Last January, I came

[DFO] Archives: Quotables (Results)

blaxabbath - July 28, 2017July 28, 2017

As DFO Throwback Week continues, the black and white gifs led to some black and blue comments. Eh, I got nothing. Take it away, winners!

[DFO] Archives: Quotables (Submissions)

blaxabbath - July 25, 2017July 25, 2017

Bringing you all the sporting world news that's fit to view, let's take a look at the wacky young sport that is taking the United States by storm - football. Already a staple of many college-educated citizens, where the pomp and pageantry of alumnus institutions are best compared by the

4th of July Weekend NFL Player PSAs

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 3, 2017July 2, 2017

Happy (Almost) Independence Day! I hope yeahright is the only one who has to work today, and that no one is cruel enough to make you have to work tomorrow. As you may have read elsewhere on the internets, the king of 4th of July celebrations put out a public service