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2018 Quotables – Week 1 (Submissions)
Welcome everyone to another season of [DFO] Quotables, the only place where you can make jokes about football players on the internet! As we…
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Offseason Qb Interviews – New York Edition
Just Landed at JFK, it’s time to head to the local hostel. The Puerto Rican DFO overlords are ruthless if you have no content…
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Wednesday’s Champions League 2 leg QF
Well here we are with two games. Yep second fixtures in the tie. Both are not worth skipping out from work to watch for…
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Have Your Say: Results From Our 3rd Annual Commentist Survey
After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the…
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2017 Quotables – Super Bowl (Results)
Another great season of Quotables. Kudos all around. You know, I thought the submissions these last couple weeks had been quite weak but you…
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2017 Quotables – Super Bowl (Submissions)
Out with a whimper, here are the last of your 2017 Quotables. A special thanks to Unsurprised for his contributions this week. Make me…
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2017 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Results)
Look, I didn’t feel like writing up any text on Tuesday and I sure as hell don’t feel like doing it today. Send me…
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2017 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)
Look, I was in Vegas for one night (Wednesday) and I think I’m still hungover. So I’ll grind out some judgmental results here but…
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2017 Quotables – Conference Round (Submissions)
(Yeah, Swoop does not silhouette well.) I know there’s a lot anti Eagles-fan (present company always excluded) hate floating around here after the behavior…
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2017 Quotables – Divisional Round (Results)
One of my favorite things about the postseason is that this is when stars are made. I mean, say what you will about Blake…