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My Top Five…. LA Christmas Movies
I am rebooting (I DO live in LA, you know) the series of posts I created last year inspired by BFC’s Thursday Night Open…
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tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 16) Playoffs Continue
Hey. This week’s recap has a definite Karen Carpenter feel to it. I’m sure you all have better things to do anyway. Look. At…
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tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 15): Playoffs
Hey. We’re into the playoffs now! Well, some of us were… And now some of us aren’t. It seems like just yesterday was draft…
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tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 14)
Hey. Did you make the playoffs? Did you at least avoid relegation? If you answered “no” to either or both of these, I got…
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tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 13)
Hey. Let’s just skip the pleasantries and get right to it? Is that acceptable to you? Freezer Vodka League Week 13 What in…
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tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 12)
Hey. Twelve weeks of games played. Twelve weeks of questionable roster decisions. How are your playoff chances looking? That good, huh? *shrugs* Without further…
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tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 11) PLUS Jaguars At The Bye
Hey. We’ve wrapped up week eleven, do you know where your team is? Let’s look at Freezer Vodka League’s standings. Like Andy Reid’s colon…
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tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 10)
Hey. Last week’s post was something else, huh? What’s that? Oh. Oh, no. Welp. It’s time for the (now) weekly DFO Fantasy Football Leagues…
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tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 8)
Hey. Oh, you’re going to come at me with “I thought we changed the locks.” and “Can’t you take a hint?” Hurtful. It’s time…
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tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 7)
Hey. What’s new? Oh, really? You’re busy and wondering why I’m bothering you right in the middle of this important task? On a Wednesday?…
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