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Pre-Preseason & It Feels So Nice
This is what a local “Cloudy” looks like in July. Reason (1) for liking the current season. (2) is late July being the best…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 7 (28 overall)
This round happened a little before the “Casino” tournament in Palm Springs that my retired friend is putting on. Coincidentally, he was the one…
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How Did We Do? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread
Teh Hippo is off on a well-deserved break as the EPL wrapped things up last week with Man City getting their fourth Premiership in…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 6 (27 overall)
I’m doing a little bit of time jumping. This round actually happened before the May tournament that I told you about last time. I…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 5 (26 overall) and Pinch Hit Open Thread!
Unfortunately, your usual Warhammer Open Thread will be delayed until next week due to unavoidable circumstances. Call me Manny Mota as I’m pinch-hitting for…
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How Are We Doing? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread
Teh Hippo asked me to fill in this weekend as he is driving to the Great White North. Considering he’s from North Carolina, that…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 4 (25 overall)
As you may remember, I let you know about my first tournament win of the year and my lowest score differential ever in Volume…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: 30 Questions for 30 Teams (or, sorry everyone, it’s an MLB preview!)
Yeah, since the season starts tomorrow (non-Korean games edition), it’s something to farm #content with. Teams will be in standings order from last season,…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 3 (24 overall)
Last time, I let you know about my first tournament win of the year and my lowest score differential ever. Today, I’m going to…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 2 (23 overall)
Last time, I let you know about the first time I used my new clubs during the second tournament of the year. It went…
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