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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 1 (22 overall)
I just realized the last time I wrote about golf was back in September. A lot has happened since then. On that occasion, I…
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That Thursday Open Thread You Were Wondering About
I guess it’s fallen to me for now to throw some garbage thoughts together in the name of content so I’m just going to…
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day
I had this idea in my head and I wanted to put it on paper before I forgot it. The rainy day turned out…
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2023 Titans Buh Bye Report
If you’ve been online this week, you certainly caught all the flowers and blowjobs thrown at Eagles GM Howie Roseman. He traded for Safety…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo, Also Doubling as Your Jets At the Bye Post
Four plays. That’s how long it took for the reminder that we can’t have nice things. Aaron Rodgers? Ha, that’s nice. Say hello to…
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Balls Magazine Volume 21
I am officially a Senior. At least according to my golf club, which held its Senior Championship that was open to those 50 and…
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