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  • Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 1 (22 overall)

    Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 1 (22 overall)

    February 22, 2024

    I just realized the last time I wrote about golf was back in September. A lot has happened since then. On that occasion, I…

  • By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment

    By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment

    February 21, 2024

    Welcome to a new series in which I take your post ideas and run with them. Today’s topic: College Football Realignment. I am nothing…

  • A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

    A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

    February 15, 2024

    Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…

  • Ballsy’s Mock Draft for 2024

    Ballsy’s Mock Draft for 2024

    February 6, 2024

    Do not worry. I am not treading on Horatio’s turf. I do enough of that with my AVN Awards prediction post. You will get…

  • That Thursday Open Thread You Were Wondering About

    That Thursday Open Thread You Were Wondering About

    January 11, 2024

    I guess it’s fallen to me for now to throw some garbage thoughts together in the name of content so I’m just going to…

  • Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

    Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

    December 14, 2023

    Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…

  • Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day

    Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day

    December 9, 2023

    I had this idea in my head and I wanted to put it on paper before I forgot it. The rainy day turned out…

  • 2023 Titans Buh Bye Report

    2023 Titans Buh Bye Report

    October 27, 2023

    If you’ve been online this week, you certainly caught all the flowers and blowjobs thrown at Eagles GM Howie Roseman. He traded for Safety…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo, Also Doubling as Your Jets At the Bye Post

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo, Also Doubling as Your Jets At the Bye Post

    October 25, 2023

    Four plays. That’s how long it took for the reminder that we can’t have nice things. Aaron Rodgers? Ha, that’s nice. Say hello to…

  • Balls Magazine Volume 21

    Balls Magazine Volume 21

    September 13, 2023

    I am officially a Senior. At least according to my golf club, which held its Senior Championship that was open to those 50 and…

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