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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 4 (25 overall)
As you may remember, I let you know about my first tournament win of the year and my lowest score differential ever in Volume…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: 30 Questions for 30 Teams (or, sorry everyone, it’s an MLB preview!)
Yeah, since the season starts tomorrow (non-Korean games edition), it’s something to farm #content with. Teams will be in standings order from last season,…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 3 (24 overall)
Last time, I let you know about my first tournament win of the year and my lowest score differential ever. Today, I’m going to…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 2 (23 overall)
Last time, I let you know about the first time I used my new clubs during the second tournament of the year. It went…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 1 (22 overall)
I just realized the last time I wrote about golf was back in September. A lot has happened since then. On that occasion, I…
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By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment
Welcome to a new series in which I take your post ideas and run with them. Today’s topic: College Football Realignment. I am nothing…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Ballsy’s Mock Draft for 2024
Do not worry. I am not treading on Horatio’s turf. I do enough of that with my AVN Awards prediction post. You will get…
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That Thursday Open Thread You Were Wondering About
I guess it’s fallen to me for now to throw some garbage thoughts together in the name of content so I’m just going to…
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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…