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LemonJello’s 2023 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
REV’S NOTE: Longtime commenter and multi-time Komment of the Week/Banner Quote winner LemonJello bravely volunteered to brave the murky-stadium-pool-water of Northern Florida to bring…
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Mostly Hinged Titans Preview (2023) and Week 1 (Woo Hoo!) Open Thread
First of all, happy LaboUr Day. I hope you have a totally, not-communist holiday experience, unlike those inopportune May Days over at Michael Flynn’s.…
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Balls Magazine Volume 20 (and Open Thread!)
On Labour Day Weekend, I am in the middle of enjoying a four day weekend thanks to having Friday off for some strange reason…
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Your 2023 Miami Dolphins Preview.
Alright folks, I’m going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I’ve had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my…
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Saturday Late Night Open Thread – Tropical Storm! Edition
It’s all the Democrats’ fault, of course. Los Ángeles has been cruising along for over 80 years with nothing more than an atmospheric river…
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Balls Magazine Volume 19
The last time I played golf, it was the 4 club tournament in July. To refresh your memories, here are the four clubs I…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – Preseason Football Starts! Edition
Scotchy kills hobos for our amusement on the football open threads. What would you like for me to do and relate to you? Because…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – All Good Things Come To An End Edition
As much as some of you liberals around here are glued to your phones reading about the latest indictment of Trump while masturbating furiously,…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – okay seriously, this needs to stop Edition
It happened again. I’m sitting here enjoying a nice little Saturday, perusing Hippo’s Morning Thread and I AGAIN think, “I wonder what our wonderful…
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Wumbo Wednesday: We Has Camp Notes!
Ah yes, summer camp, the wonderful fun of doing… whatever arts and crafts shit, I don’t know what goes on at most sleepaway camps.…