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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day
I had this idea in my head and I wanted to put it on paper before I forgot it. The rainy day turned out…
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2023 Titans Buh Bye Report
If you’ve been online this week, you certainly caught all the flowers and blowjobs thrown at Eagles GM Howie Roseman. He traded for Safety…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo, Also Doubling as Your Jets At the Bye Post
Four plays. That’s how long it took for the reminder that we can’t have nice things. Aaron Rodgers? Ha, that’s nice. Say hello to…
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Balls Magazine Volume 21
I am officially a Senior. At least according to my golf club, which held its Senior Championship that was open to those 50 and…
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LemonJello’s 2023 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
REV’S NOTE: Longtime commenter and multi-time Komment of the Week/Banner Quote winner LemonJello bravely volunteered to brave the murky-stadium-pool-water of Northern Florida to bring…
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Mostly Hinged Titans Preview (2023) and Week 1 (Woo Hoo!) Open Thread
First of all, happy LaboUr Day. I hope you have a totally, not-communist holiday experience, unlike those inopportune May Days over at Michael Flynn’s.…
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Balls Magazine Volume 20 (and Open Thread!)
On Labour Day Weekend, I am in the middle of enjoying a four day weekend thanks to having Friday off for some strange reason…
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Your 2023 Miami Dolphins Preview.
Alright folks, I’m going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I’ve had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my…
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Saturday Late Night Open Thread – Tropical Storm! Edition
It’s all the Democrats’ fault, of course. Los Ángeles has been cruising along for over 80 years with nothing more than an atmospheric river…
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Balls Magazine Volume 19
The last time I played golf, it was the 4 club tournament in July. To refresh your memories, here are the four clubs I…