Deluded Optimism – Page 8 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Saturday Night Open Thread – What Day Is It? Edition

Fuck Me, I need a calendar. Or an alarm or something. Lately, every Saturday, I get to DFO in the afternoons after reading Hippo’s…

I know you are all anxiously awaiting the Grand Finale of the Gold Cup or, as Hippo calls it, the Golden Shower Tourno. The…

I am writing this only two hours before post time which I should be commended for. That’s improvement, people! The reason I wanted to…

As you may remember, I was scheduled to play a tournament using only four clubs. I sought advice from the DFO Commentists and settled…

I love the 4th of July. I specially have loved spending the 4th outside the USA. I remember vividly spending one 4th in Rome…

As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…

I am getting better. I remembered that I committed to write the Saturday Night Open Thread at least two hours before post time. WHOOHOO!!…

It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread. AGAIN! WOOPS! Fuck me in the goat ass. I…

It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread. WOOPS! I will do a real good Karen Carpenter…

It has been remarkably cold and wet in Southern California this year. We started with Atmospheric Rivers in January that bled into February and…