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How did We Do? Morning Open Thread
I like to check back at the end of the EPL season to see how well we did at predicting stuff. Call it an…
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Balls Magazine Volume 16 and Saturday Night Open Thread
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the F word
Tonight’s post category again comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. As I mentioned last weekend, one cannot call oneself an American if one…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the S word
Tonight’s post category comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. One cannot call oneself an American if one cannot use the word “shit” in…
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[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities
Part 8: The Game Made April 26, 2023 – Englewood, CO As George Paton surveyed the Broncos draft landscape, he couldn’t help but feel…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Bar Orders
Tonight’s post category again comes from my stomach. Well, probably closer to my liver. I don’t drink like I did when I was younger.…
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![[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/A-Tale-of-Two-Cities-cover-1-Copy-2.jpg)
[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities
Part 7: A Knock At The Door Englewood, CO – December 27, 2022 The housekeeping was of a very frugal kind, but 5 &…
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Balls Magazine Volume 15
As you may have heard, I’m not a big Tiger Woods fan. To paraphrase The Bard, how much do I hate thee, let me…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Items to Order at Fast Food Places
Tonight’s post category comes from my stomach. As a good American, fast food has comprised an unhealthy percentage of my diet since I was…
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![[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/A-Tale-of-Two-Cities-cover-1-Copy-2.jpg)
[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities
Part 6: The Fellows of Delicacy and No Delicacy October 31, 2022 – Heathrow Airport, London, UK At least it was going to be…
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