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Saturday Night Open Thread – The No More June Gloom Edition
I am getting better. I remembered that I committed to write the Saturday Night Open Thread at least two hours before post time. WHOOHOO!!…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition part trois
It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread. AGAIN! WOOPS! Fuck me in the goat ass. I…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition part deux
It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread. WOOPS! I will do a real good Karen Carpenter…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition
It has been remarkably cold and wet in Southern California this year. We started with Atmospheric Rivers in January that bled into February and…
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How did We Do? Morning Open Thread
I like to check back at the end of the EPL season to see how well we did at predicting stuff. Call it an…
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Balls Magazine Volume 16 and Saturday Night Open Thread
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the F word
Tonight’s post category again comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. As I mentioned last weekend, one cannot call oneself an American if one…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the S word
Tonight’s post category comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. One cannot call oneself an American if one cannot use the word “shit” in…
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[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities
Part 8: The Game Made April 26, 2023 – Englewood, CO As George Paton surveyed the Broncos draft landscape, he couldn’t help but feel…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Bar Orders
Tonight’s post category again comes from my stomach. Well, probably closer to my liver. I don’t drink like I did when I was younger.…
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