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ABSOLUTE SCENES! Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, you beautiful reprobates! It is I, your beloved spiritual-leader-cum-figurehead-for-social-control! It’s almost draft time, and when you open any sports website or (god forbid)…
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Retreat of Darkness
…there was a pause of profound stillness, then a match flared, and David Dunn’s lean face appeared, worn, hollow, with downward folds and dropped…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 1
Having a wet dream while 40,000 feet above sea level and going 550 miles per hour is difficult in the best of times, but…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Action!
Hey, it’s 11:34 pm and while pouring the last beer of the weekend I realized that I’d forgotten the mock draft. I didn’t feel…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Pieces of Advice
Tonight’s post category comes from our generous Italian friend, 2Pack. He suggested this category in last week’s thread and I think it’s a very…
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Request Line: Significant Figures
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hitting The Turf
Happy Friday! I don’t know what it is recently, but in the last few days my inbox has been flooded with martini and martini…
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BattleBots Beat: Boom, Clock Shot.
Welcome back to the Beat! First off, a Robogames update: Here’s highlights from this year’s champion, Manta. They were not admitted to BattleBots for…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 15: The 1983 Glenfrome Facet
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…