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Your “To-day! Why, Christmas Day” Afternoon Open Thread
Merry Christmas, lizard people! Doo doo dooooooo, doo doo doo doo doo… “Hark, the Herald Angels Sing” is probably one of my favorite carols,…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Apple Pie
Happy Christmas one and all. Hopefully you’re all safe at home and making the best of this outlier of a Christmas. For those that…
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BattleBots Beat: Let the Salt Begin
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we learned that Senorita Weaselo’s two favorite bots (and two of mine) are a combined 0-2.…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo IV
It’s the next morning on Purgatory. tWBS: Hey, wake up. Senor: Ugh, I slept like I was on a rock. (He checks his “pillow.”)…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Another football week (the bulk of it, anyway) has come and gone. Swears were voiced, opinions advanced and many fantasy teams didn’t. So let’s…
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The Final Rose: The Bachelorette Two-Day Finale Preview
Since summer of 2019, when we previewed the Hannah B. season finale of ABC’s The Bachelorette, [DFO] has been silent on the happenings of…
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Sexy Friday, One Week Until Christmas! edition
While this year things will be a LOT different, there is something eternal about giving each other gifts and telling each other how much…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Nor’Easters!
Well, I don’t care what the calendar says but it’s officially winter now. The East coast got hit with a sizeable winter storm Wednesday…
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