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Sexy Friday, Skanks for the Memories
I’m curious if any of you remember Bob Hope. There’s a reason the Burbank airport is named after him, you know. Bob Hope was…
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Request Line: Indecision
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is bustling around the office, humming merrily to himself. DJ 3000 is in his usual place on…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Spritz!
How is everyone this week? I see the roller-coaster of suck that is 2020 is still going strong. Mrs. Sharkbait and I decided that…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 108)
The scene: The future, but five years ago. So hundreds of years from now, but five years before the time when the DFO are…
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DFO’s Ahmad Rashad Sits Down With The Coronavirus
The NFL is charging ahead with plans for the 2020 season despite the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic. In a world exclusive, DFO has sent former…
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It Will Be OK Eventually
I tried to get a “Wednesday Motivational” out of TWBS through a séance with my santero neighbors. Turns out the oracle (turtle) only knew Spanish.…
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Your “Faint Lights On The Horizon” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Dolphins ownership is planning on a 2020 season. Owner Stephen Ross said he expects there to be a 2020 season, but “The…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XV
So, that was a week, wasn’t it? It was a very strange, surreal, sad, and something other that starts with an S week. However,…
