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Horatio’s ‘Let’s Try To Get 5 Out Of 32 This Year, Dumbass’ Mock Draft
This year’s NFL draft runs from April 23-25 and will be a somewhat more subdued ceremony than in recent years, in that teams will…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts VIII
Another week has gone by and we are still following the “Stay At Home” or “Safer At Home” rules, right? It’s weird, but it…
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Your “Stop Confusing Me” Friday Evening Open Thread
There’s both so much and so little going on right now that I’m not sure what to write about. This will be over in…
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Request Line: Unauthorized Covers
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is stretched out on the studio couch, eyes glazed, staring at DJ 3000’s display screen. DJ 3000:…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Sour Times
Hello once again and a happy Friday to my fellow shut ins. Hopefully you’re all practicing good social distancing and keeping inside, except for…
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Cabin Fever: Southern California Regional
INT. ZOOM CHATROOM – DAY A mongoose, a little person holding a lollipop, a gold-leaf coated pair of buttocks, an alternate universe version of…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Paraguayan War
John, I’m so bored. This corona stuff sucks. I feel you Jim. It’s getting to the point of re-watching old games just to feel something.…
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Your “The Devil You Know” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Shockingly, the owners approved the new playoff format. It’s one extra wild-card game per conference. Using MATH, nfl.com worked out that the…
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Wednesday Motivational – Die On Your Feet, Not On Your Knees
Someone close to me died recently. Sadly, it was his choice. And as best I can tell he made that choice because he didn’t…
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Your 2020 Banner Madness Recap and Unveiling
I believe we have a winner. 58. “In honor of Veteran’s Day I’ve taken a shot of Bulleit and neglected to adequately provide mental…