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Your “Wow, That Sand Is Hot” Monday Evening Open Thread

Our month long aimless trek in the proverbial desert with little or no BeerGuyRob to kick around is almost over. It was difficult, admittedly. …

What is it about athletic women beating each other up which turns me on? See? Even that right there got me to half mast.…

This is a new series I figured I’d write to tide you over until teh Hippo comes back with his juicy NFL insights in…

Jeebus you little psychos, it’s only a turn of phrase. (ahem) Our second Sunday with no football. It’s almost enough to make me want…

Last week I promised you fine folks a funny story about Valentine’s Day. But the more I thought about it the more I realized…

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY DFO intern MICHAEL VICK lounges on a couch in the office, dozing. He awakes with a start. A…

Happy Friday everyone. Today is Valentines day, which can be a stressful day all around. Did you forget a card? Remember the flowers? Make…

NFL Nuggets: Today’s trade / release rumours: Matt Stafford. Unlikely, given that he’s a $21 million cap hit if he plays, but a $32…

I did it, John! At last! You won’t believe it! Did what, Jim? I cured one of my players’ painkiller addictions. With just my mind. …

I originally had a very different idea to write about foar tonight. Maybe you’ll get that one next week sometime. Assuming I’m not in…