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Your “Jesting At Scars That Never Felt A Wound” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Greg Olsen sounds like a person done with all that shit, and has no intent on being part of a rebuild. “No…
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Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact…
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Sexy Friday the 13th!
Our resident Sexy Friday writer, TWBS, is indisposed at the moment and so he asked in the back room if anyone wanted to take…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Buttering Up
Hello and happy Friday once again. We’re smack dab in the middle of the holidays. I’ve decided to channel the season and make a…
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Thursday Night Laughing At The Jets Open Thread
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears, for I have come to bury the Jets, not to praise them one damn bit. That’s exactly…
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Breaking News: KC Style
Muy importante! NFL dot com is reporting that Mahomes is able to not only grip the ball, but also able to rip the ball.…
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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: The Knight Before Christmas
Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it…
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Your “Sequels Are Never As Good” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Statement from the New England Patriots. pic.twitter.com/rhXdwVvnr8 — New England Patriots (@Patriots) December 10, 2019 What Florio is already calling “Spygate 2”…
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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
Welcome, fellow humans, to the latest filler episode of Dick Tuesday. The Thursday night game provided most of the entertainment through repeated shots of…
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Your “Expectations & Obligations” Saturday Evening Post
So tonight is WineWife’s Office Christmas party. We’ve all been down that road before – the +1 to a partner’s corporate function. It’s so…