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The Night Chicago Died A Song that I Wish was True
Well, that didn’t take long. I now hate Cubs fans more than I hate Patriots fans. Part of this new black well of hatred…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: III – “ARMY TRAINING SIR!!!!!!!”
Ah yes…good ol’ fashion SOS, or the more polite name of creamed chipped beef on toast. Whether or not this classic was a…
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La Madre Patria
The title translates into English literally as “The Mother Country” or colloquially as “The Motherland”. This name for Spain is commonly used in Latin…
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Your “Daddy Doesn’t Understand It” Monday Evening Open Thread
NHL News: The second-round starts Wednesday with the Western conference matchups, Nashville at St. Louis and Edmonton at Anaheim. NBC is pinning its ratings…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 10
[6:24pm, Gilbert, Arizona] The two have now spent hours at the golf course eating, drinking and looking at girls and have predictably lost track…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 5
I’m going to admit something to you folks right off the bat: This edition of the AFL Beat is going to be… a little…
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Your Sunday Funday Evening Open Thread
Lebron’s through to the second round, so the NBA is happy. The Blackhawks are not, so Gary Bettman – who is sad – now…
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Your “Up North It Means ‘Hockey Night In Canada’” Saturday Evening Open Thread
It’s the weekend, so I assume President 9-iron is down in Florida waiting to see if North Korea and its allies decide to make…
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TGISF…aka Your “tWBS Is In Need Of A Blunt” Sexy Friday Open Thread
(Yes, I think I’m very clever….you’ll see) – It’s been an odd week. To say the least. I honestly don’t know where this week’s…
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HRTN Spring Break Special 2017
The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where the sun is hot, the beers are cold and the bikinis are tiny. The spring break crowd is…