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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Enter Sandman
Hello once again, and welcome to the first weekend of the off season. This week I’m going back to the Savoy cocktail book for…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1, Issue 2: Divisional Foes and the Best Game in League History?
Welcome back to Nocturnes Magazine, an inside-Wumbo Wednesday inside look at my diceball team in an attempt to get the Hippo to write an…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition Part Deux
I thought this was the first time I’d be playing Substitute Teacher for Ye Olde Hippo but I discovered that I had previously substituted…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-2
It is Superb Owl Eve and throughout the DFO clubhouse not a creature is stirring because they’re all taking a nap prior to getting…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Hate Week Libations
Why hello there, and welcome to Hate Week Friday. Where oh where to begin? There is so much to hate on right now, almost too much…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! The Jinx
The French restaurant was so vacant that if the hostess hadn’t led them to their table personally, Sebastian would have assumed that it was…
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