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Request Line: Too Clever By Half
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent. The studio lights come on……
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Gone Phishing
No, that isn’t a typo in the title of this post, consider it more of an announcement from the site gods. Because WordPress is…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hang On, We’re Doing Clave Rhythms in Class
So my dicking around writing time is being interrupted by actually having to do my job. The nerve! Well, it could be worse I…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 4 Recap!
This week, we have three undefeated teams, three winless teams, and a whole lotta mess in the middle. Let’s get to it! *** The…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Can’t Touch This!
Guten Tag, drones. Today’s topic is brought to you courtesy of s discussion is yesterday’s AM/PM open thread, after Ovi broke Gretzky’s once “unbreakable”…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-10
We live in interesting times. I, particularly, have lived through: I could go on. However, I never thought I’d see this: So, aside from…
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Request Line: Sadie Hawkins
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent. The studio lights come on……
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Pacific Surfliner
No no, I have not been to California recently, and this really has nothing to do with the train that bears this drink’s name:…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Everybody’s Getting Married Before Passover (2025 Edition)
Which is great for me because it keeps me properly employed so I can do things like pay for stuff. Not taxes, I did…