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Your “TMZ-Style!” Tuesday Open Thread
OFF THE TOP! SIGNED! The Homey Badger stays home for 5 years and $62.5 million. WAIVED! Trent Richardson is GONE from Ravens camp. Where…
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Your “Happy BC Day” Monday Open Thread
Brief NFL notes: Reggie Bush has indeed signed with the Bills, for one year. Stevie Johnson has a torn meniscus, and is out of…
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Soft Ride to Somewhere (A Tribute to The Dick Joke Pioneers)
EXT. SUBURBAN BACKYARD – DAY Open on a scene of a backyard barbecue. It’s a bright, sunny day. The weather and foliage suggests somewhere…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 19
This Round was unofficially deemed the round of the milestones since several players were either breaking records having to do with the number of…
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One Year On: An Interview With Christmas Ape
Hard to believe it’s been exactly 365 days since the mothership went down for good. Like so many of you on that fateful day…
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Your “HOT DAMN! IT’S FRIDAY!” Friday Open Thread
NFL Friday Afternoon News Dump: Andre Johnson signed a two-year deal with the Titans. As CBS jokingly put it, he’s “one shy of the…
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Request Line: Damaged Goods (Allegedly)
Mike Tyson is inside a radio studio, alone. His producer is behind the glass. MIKE TYSON: *looking at the glass* Turn that thermostat up.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 41)
The scene: The launch pad on the Island of Professor Po, where Doktor Zymm, Yeah Right, King Hippo and Steve the Ninja all await…
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Your “THANK MERCIFUL HEAVENS!” Thursday Open Thread
NFL News You Can Use: The Jets and Ryan Fitzpatrick compromised on a one-year, $12 million deal. FINALLY, the Jets problems are solved. fivethirtyeight.com…
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CFL Beat: Week 6
People are angry! Republicans! Democrats! Politicians in general! Anger is no stranger to the CFL either, with multiple teams’ fanbases currently experiencing the anguish…